jubis

A meaningless word orginating from Austrailia circa 1992. Used to describe people in a meaningless way.

You are such a jubis!

by Kucing July 18, 2004

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights

British way of saying chips

American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv

by CringeYukiTM January 21, 2021

Diamond Jubilee

A person monopolizing a bathroom, (especially, but not necessarily, at work) is said to be celebrating his or her Diamond Jubilee. In other words, the individual has been on the throne way too long.

"Ugh, what's with the long line? I need to use the bathroom!"
"Joe had Mexican for lunch. Now he's celebrating his Diamond Jubilee."

by Mr. Me, Esq. July 2, 2012

Julissa

Julissa is a very pretty girl, usually has brown eyes and is a good listener. She has alot of friends and gets loud when she's excited. She is loyal and really funny but can also be very serious. Anyone would be lucky to be called her friend. She can mess up at times but is also sensitive and always has her heart in the right place.

I wish Julissa was my friend.

Josh and Julissa broke up I don't know why though she's so cool.

by Woahwoah56 March 15, 2017

Julisa

Julisa is the greatest person you will meet. She's the best person to have as a friend. She's always there for you and will always listen to any problem you may have to either give you advice or try to fix the problem herself to see you smiling again. Julisa is seen with a smile on her face and laughing. She's the best to go to if you are having a bad day. She keeps all of your secrets and will make an excellent girlfriend. Julisa has natural beauty. Even though Julisa may be outgoing and loud she can be shy. She can be made jealous easily. She has a loyal heart and will stay true to whom she loves. She will be by your side in a heartbeat if needed. She is truly the greatest person you will meet.

Julisa is so pretty.

Julisa is such an awesome friend.

She acts like a Julisa.

by Christannn March 13, 2013

Julissa

Perfection. There is no other word to define Julissa. She is the most beautiful girl anyone has ever seen. With enchanting sparkling brown eyes, and a smile that warms and lights up the world, Julissa is deserved to be loved with all your heart, and strength. She is perfect from head to toe, beautiful in every way a girl like her should be. Gorgeous on the inside with all of her loving qualities, to beautiful on the outside with the radiant curves of her body. Julissa is the most caring girl in the world, she will never try to hurt you, instead she will always be by your side. She is a ride or die and loyal enough to last a lifetime. Julissa is a pure blessing. Amazing, smart, and stunning, she is the girl any guy wish they had. Beautiful without makeup and all her freckles, she is supposed to be valued, taken care of and loved for an eternity. Julissa the only perfect girl to ever exist, my beautiful girl.

Guy 1 - "hey do you used that girl?!
Guy 2 - "yeah her name is Julissa! I wish she was my girlfriend"

by Ottybear January 27, 2019

Mexican Jurisprudence

Noun referring to use of unlawful bribery as a means of dealing with criminal charges incurred in Mexico.

That judge was a dumb son of a bitch. Mom actually bought my freedom from jail. Mexican Jurisprudence works !

by Juan-Nacho Bel Grande July 13, 2011