goof

To ejaculate, also the nickname of a brother in a certain fraternity.

1. Dude, I just saw that bitches cootch, I think I just goofed my pants.

by rl44 November 7, 2007

Goof my moo

The act of jerking off while taking a shit on the toilet.

Hold on guys! I need to go goof my moo!

by goofyslut69 May 28, 2024

Goof

Usually a funny person, jokes around alot.

Oh did you see Uliana? she's such a goof, always joking around.

by bigboi.k May 21, 2018

Goof neuf

A person that has a hard time comprehending things that others find simple. Also they scream and freak out when anything changes or doesn't go their way. They also have zero social skills

That boy is really freaking out about suck a simple task. He's a real goof neuf.

by Joeblowtheho February 15, 2024

Goof my moo

The act of stroking your penis whilst taking a shit.

Man I’m really horny I think I’m gonna goof my moo

by MooGoofer May 19, 2024

goof moment

Something used to describe a situation, usually one that is funny, goofacious, and/or slightly embarrassing. Best used in moderation, as repeated use can make people around you slightly annoyed.

Example 1:
Person A: I accidentally sent a message to the wrong person!
Person B: What a goof moment.

Example 2:

Person A: I bought candy yesterday for me and my sibling, but then I ate it all up on the way home from the store!
Person B: Oh, no!
Person A: Yeah, it was a certified goof moment!
Person B: Please stop.

by apollem September 14, 2023

goof style

The act of having hot sweaty sex with a complete stranger,spitting in their butthole,have them squirt it back into your mouth,and attempt to make the iconic goofy laugh while touching you violently

Jake-“I’m ganna go so goof style on her later bro”

Kyle-“you dirty freak..”

by Goof master 69 February 24, 2025