First year college students (typically age 18-19) who think they're hot shit because they just got out of high school and are now legal adults (even though they act no different from a high schooler). They're just college freshman. The bottom of the college food chain.
College Freshman: ''Wow. Oh my god, I'm now a college student. I'm so much better than those inferior high school students. They're just little babies.''
College Senior: ''But weren't you yourself in high school like not even four months ago''
College Freshman: ''OK Boomer''
College Senior: ''I'm only 4 years older than you though''
College Freshman: ''Didn't ask''
(College Senior leaves conversation before they lost anymore brain cells)
College Senior: ''But weren't you yourself in high school like not even four months ago''
College Freshman: ''OK Boomer''
College Senior: ''I'm only 4 years older than you though''
College Freshman: ''Didn't ask''
(College Senior leaves conversation before they lost anymore brain cells)
by 17cmiller December 24, 2022
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by popcorn apopcolypse September 11, 2011
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When someone goes bat shit crazy in college because they have just realized that they can drink every night of the week and get completely hammered, don't have to go to class every day, and can have as much sex as they could possibly want with whoever they can convince to do so which tends to be pretty easy (see: alcohol). Degrees of acting on this knowledge vary from person to person but almost always end up with regret and vomit.
Multiple orgasm are rare but possible.
Multiple orgasm are rare but possible.
"Jennie's having her freshman orgasm, she made out with girls for money that she used on more tequila and condoms."
"Poor thing, it'll be over soon. I'll be sure to watch out for vomit in the hallway"
"Poor thing, it'll be over soon. I'll be sure to watch out for vomit in the hallway"
by Stuck in the Midwest February 21, 2011
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'If you're happy and you know it freshen up'
'Don't you know freshen up, you got to freshen up'
And so on.
'If you're happy and you know it freshen up'
'Don't you know freshen up, you got to freshen up'
And so on.
by 19DaveGuy86 November 28, 2006
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Bro A: Dude, I gave Jennifer a Mexican Air Freshener last night and I think she liked it.
Bro B: How do you know?
Bro A: She said she loved it right before she vomited.
Bro B: How do you know?
Bro A: She said she loved it right before she vomited.
by Infected Kittie June 14, 2010
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A new college freshman girl wants to find a boyfriend on the campus she has just arrived on. She begins talking to a guy who seems very sweet. Because no one has warned her about his creepyness she persues him. Things happen, and then she realizes how much of a douche he really is. The freshman then avoids this man and throws it off as a freshman forgiveness because she was not warned, and didnt know better.
by spinto_kar May 28, 2009
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