Dingleberries

Tiny lumps of crusty shit stuck to the hairs of your arseole after taking a good shit.
Excuse me while I just pop to the shithouse but I need to get rid of some dingleberries from my arseole
by FARTPANTS44 August 29, 2018
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Dingleberry sling

When a pet has diarrhea that gets stuck in their butt hairs, then scoots all over the house or apartment, effectively coating the floor in dingleberries.
The cat’s stomach was completely wrecked ... she did the dingleberry sling all over the downstairs last night.
by Possumgirl13 July 28, 2019
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Dingleberry

A term used for the small piece of poop that consistently clings to Ramona’s butt.
Ramona Singer is incapable of leaving a dingleberry in her trail.
by churchofbravo July 21, 2021
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Chesthair Dingleberries

Chesthairs clumped up with poop, usually found in your pubes after you give someone a hairy chili dog.
I keep finding "Chesthairs clumped up with poop" in my pubes after giving that guy David a hairy chili dog. Oh! you mean you have Chesthair Dingleberries!
by Word Smartist January 25, 2022
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TP Dingleberry

T = Toilet
P = Paper
Dingleberry... See Dingleberry
Erick: How'd it all come out?
Betty: It was exquisite except I think I might have a TP Dingleberry.
by Darlalalala March 5, 2011
mugGet the TP Dingleberrymug.

Dingleberry

I have a very big dingleberry . I should probably have a shower!
by Willbershaw August 25, 2018
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