The use of the Toe Blaster 9000 is were said male insert's his two big toes into his female companion's vagina and dolphin kicks rapidly.
Male 1 - Dude, I need to cut my toenails badly!
Male 2 - Why?
Male 1 - I need to give my girlfriend the toe blaster 9000 when I get home!
Male 2 - Why?
Male 1 - I need to give my girlfriend the toe blaster 9000 when I get home!
by Toe Blaster God December 3, 2013
Get the Toe Blaster 9000mug. The Kentucky anal blaster is when you pour an entire container of KFC gravy in her butthole, and when she farts all the gravy spews out.
Tom "did you hear about when Dave gave Katy a Kentucky anal blaster"
James "Yeah, I heard it was a really mess"
James "Yeah, I heard it was a really mess"
by Kentucky Anal Blaster January 28, 2017
Get the kentucky anal blastermug. a finger blaster master is someone who excels in the arts of finger blasting, or, 'fingering', in simpler terms
by coleramsme January 16, 2017
Get the Finger Blaster Mastermug. A term used when one evacuates their bowels in a particularly furious manner, and in doing so gets fecal matter UNDERNEATH the toilet seat.
by Grubba November 2, 2003
Get the horizontal bowl blastermug. by Burritowagon May 11, 2010
Get the Baby Batter Blastermug. A midget straddles one's face while you felate/perform cunnilingus in him/her while they yell "who run Barter Town?"
Shit, nephew! I gotta get to the kyro-practer! I fucked up my neck last night doin' the Reverse Master Blaster with Gary Coleman!
by Bowss Howgg August 13, 2016
Get the Reverse Master Blastermug. Also "the Super Shocker" - 2 in the stink and 1 in the pink as opposed to it's more common and comfortable cousin.
I hooked up with a drunk groupie back stage at the Steel Panther concert last week and when she begged me for more, I gave her the Master Blaster.
by VickersVagina March 29, 2010
Get the Master Blastermug.