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slip slap

When she isn't ready, I'll slip slap that bitch.
by Marc A. Thomas August 18, 2009
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Slap

When used in the configuration of 'having a slap' it means to masturbate.
Bill: D'you want to go to the match tonight?
Dave: Nah, I was going to stay in and have a slap.
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
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Donkey Slap

So, when you slap your cock (over 6 inches) on an of age female it is called a DONKEY SLAP.
Male: Heyo Gangsta whats going on?
Female: Yo nothing holmes, just wanting to get donkey slapped.
Male: FWSHHH, there you go bitch.
Female: doesn't count dick was less than 6 inches
Male: *pulls out glock BANG BANG 'fuck you bitch'
by Brackin homie October 14, 2018
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sclap

A word or phrase in which the first and last letter (or several letters) spell a separate word, usually commenting on the original word or phrase.
Fun as it is to think of 'sclaps,' I don't have much luck.
by Pdragon March 5, 2011
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horse slap

by the holy slug July 17, 2003
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vegan slap

Preferably delivered to a target who is vegan (by contrast, the slapper may be of any dietary orientation). A vegan slap is the daintier version of a pimp slap, although the motion is still the same. It is delivered using a backhand motion at a straight 90 degree angle, though the hand kind of drifts up in the beginning to appear more unassuming. Unlike with a pimp slap, a vegan slap may hit any part of the body of the target, and the slapper need not hit the slappee with his/her hand. S/he may use a vegetable instead, i.e. a head of broccoli. Or a piece of rolled up paper will do.

It is called a vegan slap for two reasons:
1) If you hit a poor vegan too hard, s/he might collapse. Not enough iron.
2) You're probably jealous of that person's strength and discipline in following their morals (and dietary habits that aren't easy) - especially if s/he is very humble about it. Take that, you meat-eaters.

The motion seems graceful and casual, but it is more effective if you add force at the very end, to make the nice SMACKing sound accompany the blow.
Boss *vegan SLAPS!* vegan employee with a report.
Employee: *flinches* What'd I ever do to you?
Boss: No, it's what HAVEN'T you done for me lately, you dirty vegan.
by dirtygardenvegan January 25, 2009
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slap

Used in substitution to almost every verb. Similar to "smurf" in the popular cartoon. See also: "pop"
Did you slap the game yesterday?
I slapped her an email, but she didn't reply.
After some foreplay, we started slapping.
Slap this, shit man, it's good shit.
I'm thinking of slapping it, but it's quite pricey.
by Nicola November 12, 2003
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