Nicola's definitions

tinnie

Derogatory term for a native of Australia or New Zealand.

How is your tinnie friend doing?
Screw that place, it's packed with tinnies.
Get out fo my face, you tinnie.

by Nicola November 12, 2003

slap

Used in substitution to almost every verb. Similar to "smurf" in the popular cartoon. See also: "pop"

Did you slap the game yesterday?
I slapped her an email, but she didn't reply.
After some foreplay, we started slapping.
Slap this, shit man, it's good shit.
I'm thinking of slapping it, but it's quite pricey.

by Nicola November 12, 2003

Limpenny

an incrediably sexy name derives from the word sexylimpenny. every1 who no's her has to buy her sweets

being utterly n completely sexy

by Nicola November 16, 2003

Giraffe balloon

What you have to bribe women on Tinder with to try to get them to look past your awful profile and message you.

I have a big sick. Let’s fuck. 100% gentleman.

If you message me first I’ll give you a giraffe balloon.

by nicola December 20, 2021

Boyfriend

Something a girl wants to love her and only want her but they still want to have sex with alot of other women at the same time which means they are not in love they just want sex from her. Unfortunately for some girls their boyfriend also likes to watch clips of milfs and think about them when they jack off instead of their girlfriends.

Nicola: Why should I have sex with you?
Nicola's bf: Because I am your bf.

by Nicola July 3, 2004

Virgin surgeon

A lad who has sex with a girl when he knows she's a virgin and then dumps her after and then goes and finds another virgin like in the movie "Kids".

"I love virgins they always smell like butterscotch." - quote from "Kids".

by Nicola July 4, 2004

malfated

'Malfated' was a word invented by Karl Steiger in 1998. The word (not in the dictionary) referred to being doomed, destined not to succeed, etc.In 2002, after someone stole his band's name, he named his band The Malfated. Their official website is www.malfated.com

"In the end, we are all The Malfated, because we're all fucked by our very nature" - Karl Steiger

by Nicola July 7, 2004