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Jay County High School 

Welcome to Jay County Highschool, a place where everyone is either a yee haw piece of shit or a weird ass goth. Every nic addict and pothead brings their karts and nic sticks to the bathroom. All the hoes get passed around like a hot potato at a party. We have we a shit ton of sound cloud rappers who think their shit, but really just copying big rappers that are actually going somewhere. All of them are up for sale, one cent per rapper or better offer. We also like to bring our fruit to the bathroom and put it in the urinals. We are broke as fuck so we had to bring the stupid ass middle schoolers to the high school. Our football team hasn't won a single game for the past 3 years. Our golf team is more athletic. Teachers don't teach here, YouTube does. In conclusion welcome to Jay Tucky High school, our pride and joy!
Jay County High School- The most redneck place on Earth
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rockwood high school 

The only school in Roane County were Little teenage thots get pregnant and don't even know who the baby daddy is. All the drug addicts are the athletes and cheerleaders . Not only do the high schoolers snort Xanax or Adderall during lunch they also feel the need to smoke cigarettes in the bathroom . If you actually want an education for your kids don't send them here .
"No one likes Rockwood High School. "
"Rockwood High School has the biggest thots in RoCo."

Sleep High 

Effects of sleep deprivation resulting in the person being slightly confused and have slower reaction time, somewhat similar to the effects of marijuana.
I haven't slept in 2 days. I'm rockin' a major sleep high right now.

Montgomery High School 

A high school known for having hella drugs and beaners kids in the bathroom always smoking or asking if u got a battery decent education and great sports

Also they lock the outlets cuz they’re gay
Dude I’m gonna go to Montgomery High School it’s hella easy to get drugs

Sterling High School 

Sterling High School is a small school in South Jersey which consists from the biggest dykes to the largest fights. Sterling is a breeding ground for "knights", which are more or less inbred crackheads. Waking up to Sterling Knightline every morning and ending the day by getting your cheeks clapped by Mr. Redman for not having your ID. Our locks are attached to our lockers because someone used it as a weapon a few years ago, so it's safe to say we'll do whatever it takes to get out of actually doing work. The bathrooms were designed by a blind person on LSD apparently because it is so fucking unbearable just to take a shit. You have the snobish high class royalty of Stratford. They may seem quiet and socially awkward (which they are) but they are also secretly judging you quietly. You then have Laurel Springs which are just diet Stratford kids. You then have the crackheads of Somerdale. Most of the STDs in Sterling single handily come from Somerdale. You then have the crazy psychos of Magnolia. A strange combination of racist, sexist, braindead kids. The smart Magnolians went to PVI or CCTS just to get away from the "hoard". They are a bad influence to the towns around them, converting them to their cult like way of life. I have yet to actually meet someone from Hi-Nella. The sorriest excuse of a town, more or less a road with 3 brick apartments. Seriously though do you guys even exist? Oh.. and Go Knights!

- JRJ ;)
Kid 1: If I have to hear the High Ho Remix one more god damn time I am going to blow my brains out.

Kid 2: Yeah man, I wish I went to CCTS instead of Sterling High School.
Sterling High School by uncle-adolf December 20, 2019

Jenison Junior High school 

A school in the little town of spoiled White Christians ran by a principle that is super fun until you say something mildly incorrect then he turns into the spawn of Satan. But, not every thing is bad about this school you can pretty much get weed or alcohol from any of the sevies who have less than point five brain cells. I mean they are running the school like they own the place by blasting music with out the care in the world or just bringing fucking megaphones to school just to say the N-word into because they felt like it. But, once they get told to shut the fuck up by the eighth graders they do even dumber shit like yell coochie as they slam into a fucking locker. But, Mr.Cat-Dildo does jackshit about it until an eighth grader does it then it becomes the law of the land and you get in-house suspension for like month. Either or this god forsaken school cares about it's academics so much that even if the student cries himself/herself to sleep at their computer while doing three hours of homework that was just for one class nothing will be down about it and if your grades go under a C then you will be lucky if you don't get fucking bombarded by the slightly smart sevies taking one eighth grade class. So If you plan to go here, DON'T, RUN, HIDE! Get away as fast as possible unless you want drugs from the sevies or if you want to be in marching band, we have an good one of those.
Mom: I am so excited you are going to the Jenison Junior High School
student: Fuck!
Mom: Hey! we don't say that in my Christian household!

Amherst High School 

Amherst High School is a low budget school made for people who drop out before they are even a Sophomore. Vape in the bathroom is the most popular thing, everyone will ask you for dip as soon as you mention anything about Copenhagen or god forbid Grizzly. Everyone is either a complete thot, drug abuser, nerd, band nerd, emo, or a fuck boy. Amherst High School is a 2/10 wouldn't get gum cancer again.