Suckretary

a secretary that is largely employed for her abilities to suck a wiener. Rather than schedule things, or take phone calls.

Monica Lewinski was Bill Clinton's suckretary.

or

Jeez man, we should really fire Gladys, and get ourselves a hot Brazilian suckretary.

Suckretary by Reign City December 13, 2007

cock sucker 

An insult commonly used to describe someone you hate. Derived from derrogatory reference to oral sex.

John called his old friends cocksuckers just before they beat the crap out of him.

cock sucker by dp9 October 11, 2003

sucker punch

Easily confused with a punch defined as a "bitch move" a true sucker punch is quite a bit more complex than a simple unanounced attack.
It primarily involves a closed fist contacting the soft underbelly of a person (beneath the rib cage) at a high velocity, causing the ensuing force to press upward on the victim's diaphram, leading to a sudden expulsion of air from the victim's mouth and lungs. This opening blow leaves the victim open to various other attacks, often leading to what would be called "bitch moves" becuase of the defenseless nature of the victim.

John sucker punched David, and then he nutted him while he lay gasping for breath.

sucker punch by Visa September 16, 2005

the master chief sucks at halo 

one of the best halo-driven comedic videos on youtube, a must see for any Halo fans

The Master Chief Sucks At Halo
The Master Cheif Sucks At Halo 2
The Master Chief Sucks At Halo 3

make sure the author/director on the first and second ones is DigitalPh33r and for the last its Machinma

the master chief sucks at halo by IAmTheTruth December 9, 2007

sucking fucks 

something just completely sucks.

Bob said,"I got grounded last night."
Then I said,"That sucking fucks."

sucking fucks by Ty W. March 21, 2008

sucks major ass 

To suck beyond all recognition

1) Homework sucks major ass.
2) George W. Bush's presidency sucks major ass.

sucks major ass by Jonathan Kos-Read August 4, 2007

big pp sucker 90000 

sucks big pp everyday

big pp sucker 90000: succ time *super succ*

big pp sucker 90000 by GS1029 June 9, 2018