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pedophile

A man known only as THE FISH who leads children to his car and fucks the shot out of them with his 50 pounder.
"Dude I saw the fish today, he's such a pedophile."
by Shwanway October 29, 2017
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Pedophile

A person who watches loli porn
My friend is a pedophile because he watches loli porn.
by LumoTheLegend November 24, 2020
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Zoophile

a sick fuck who feels the disgusting need to sexually interact with certain animals of their choice. these people are the absolute scum of the earth. just remember that furries aren't zoophiles because most furries are attracted to anthropomorphic beings and not animals.
i think robin wants to fuck his dog, what a zoophile.
by averagericefarmer March 26, 2022
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Zoophile

A zoophile is someone who has a sexual or romantic attraction to dogs. To put it simply, they need to go get some serious help.

Not all of these deranged individuals fuck dogs, but will claim that being a zoophile makes then a quirky queer, and deserves deeming of being a sexuality, which is absolutely retarded.

Go to Quora, Twitter, TikTok, and sometimes even YouTube comment sections to find these individuals. They often get a descent sized following from making content that attracts other like-minded people.

They will try to tell you that most zoophiles don't fuck dogs, but don't be fooled by their petty lies, they are an entire community based on a sick perversion that implies they think about fucking dogs. It isn't hard to search for such things either. I highly recommend not looking it up, as the FBI will be at your door the next morning.

These people believe that they are smarter than normal people too, and will give you unreliable open sourced bullshit that will put a virus on your computer.

Most of these individuals will try to tell you how dogs consent to sex when these creatures can't even fucking speak. They mostly are mentally retarded individuals that can't find any bitches because they are likely redditors and discord moderators at the same time.
John: Hey, brotha, wassup

Jimmy: Sup John! Hey, I heard my girlfriend got caught fucking the dog last night, is that true?

John: Yeah, she is a retarded zoophile dude, just break up with her.
by Destroyer of zoophiles July 2, 2022
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Pedophile

I'm a Retard I write Pedophile rather than Paedophile.
by The-Wi$e-One July 28, 2010
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pedophile

The most misused word in the world. Remember guys, a pedophile is someone who is attracted to prepubescent children. That is it. That is as far as the definition goes. Many pedophiles aren't too much different from normal people, and you really aren't doing any good by sending them death threats or something.

People CONSTANTLY use it as a synonym for child molesters, or child groomers, etc. This is a problem, since the word will eventually lose its meaning (it practically already has), and people will be left confused by whether one means someone who is attracted to children, people who perform sexual activities with children, or people who groom children. This could lead to completely innocent people being put on blast for the sole reason that they have an attraction to children. I should not have to explain why this is bad.

Also, child molesters are NOT inherently pedophiles. They often just see children as easier prey.
Person 1: ALL PEDOPHILES SHOULD GO TO JAIL!

Person 2: No, dude! That would be throwing someone in jail purely for what they think about certain people!
by ihaetschooll August 29, 2022
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Pedophile

A pedophile is an adult attracted to children.

Which is different from an adult molesting a child, raping a child, or taking innapropriate pictures/videos of a child. Though if that were to happen the person who did the act was most likely (like 99% likely, because what kind of normal person would do that) a pedophile.
L: I heard that (insert name here) was going to seek proffesional help.

O: Really? Why?

L: I heard they were a pedophile or some shit like that.

O: Woah? You'd never know. Wow, that's sick.
by Agathokakological September 15, 2015
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