stool

shit, crap, poop

the stool is out of my pants.

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 20, 2025

Stooley

1. Someone who can’t fight so they stir the pot the call the authorities when they’re treated in kind.

2. Someone with poor hygiene, to the level of feculence (from “stool” meaning feces)

3. A pedophile to hang downrange

1. “It’s wild that the others found out the stooley was also a pedo; they shanked him into an unrecognizable state.

2. “Get that stooley out of here! The women are complaining about the smell”

3. “Sub-MOA groupings at 50 yards on a stooley; excellent shot!”

by Johnathan Weste December 3, 2025

choad stools

The result of a faulty ass wiping leaving a shitty residue on my choad. Not to be confused with choad drool.

I have skid marks in my underwear due to choad stools.

by Jack Tors April 24, 2009

lazing stool

a stool that has not yet been flushed down the toilet.

i couldn't believe that there was a lazing stool in their bathroom!

by Rewskeee December 2, 2014

spray stool

A form of explosive diarrhea that literally sprays the inside of your toilet bowl in a thin layer of brown.

I cannot make it to work today, I got spray stool again.

by Johann Doe December 18, 2018

Bar stooling

Where you snort coke off of a prostitutes dick

Bro Johnathan went and bar stooling last night

by Conor weiner June 10, 2019

Bar Stool

In gay culture the bar stool is the guy you would not have considered, you dont rate him. He doesn't impress you and you never considered him in any way. Perhaps someone asked if you were attracted to him and the thought had never occurred, you decide he isnt despicable but he definitely isnt attractive.

Oh, errrr, I guess hes less than a 5, he has an Ok personality, errrr, well he isnt ugly. I guess if I'm 60 and I dont want to live alone then errr maybe. I suppose hes the bar stool, definitely the last bar stool.

by KJ BELAFONTE September 8, 2019