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sex

where a girl and a guy fuck each other
usually a guy puts his penis in a girls vagina
there are other variations of it too
Scut Gaga: have sex with me girl!!
Melisa Warmer:hell no, your dick is microscopic dude!
by Big D wit Uzi March 5, 2009
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What your wife DOESN'T do when your on a business trip for a week and the sink isn't working so she she calls over your "best friend" Marcus to help her fix it even though he knows NOTHING about plumbing and the kitchen sink worked just FINE before you left the day after you where celebrating your 9th anniversary where you bought her a 8000 DOLLAR ANNIVERSARY RING ! DEBBIIIIIIIIE !!!!!!!!
You : Honey, I'm home !

You: Honey ?

You: You didn't start having sex without me have you ? *laughs*

You: HONEY!?

Best friend and Wife: *moaning sounds*

You: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !?!?!?
by Flurmp March 24, 2017
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Great pleasure of all between the two genders. A male's penis pleases females alot by sticking there penis in and out of the vagina alot over and over, sticking the testicle into a woman's mouth to suck on, or stick the penis up her ass. For a woman: She lays on a bed etc. and let the men touch anything. Then she would lick the penis giving pleasure. Pleasure is reached when your sex-mate moans. Then both of you would lose your virginity.
The hot, great, sex lasted a dat because Ryan kept sticking his penis up Kathleen's vagina with great pleasure. They moaned alot. Then Kathleen laid spread-eagle on a bea with only her lacy black bra and red panties. Ryan took off evrything on him and her and started licking her breasts, and with his hands he kept tickling her vulva having fun. This was repeated.
by Sexy thing July 18, 2008
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when a dude sticks his dick in a girls pussy. nuff said? nope! he pulls it in and out, in and out, in and out, untill the girl says to stop. and when she says to stop he doesnt. he cums in her. she gets pregnant, kicked out, etc. dude leaves girl and her life becomes a living nightmare.
-boy and girl have sex-
girl-dont cum in me!
boy-too late.
2 months later
girl- im pregnant
boy-bye
by AnnaleighxCore;; February 24, 2008
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only people who can't get any sex look it up on urban dictionary. because i mean, masturbating to badly written stories? lol you are such dickheads -.- go watch some porn at least.
by uhaveseriousissues February 11, 2010
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THE GENDER
my sex is male
mine is female
DURR..MINE IS UH...PATRICK STAR
by OOGA BOOGA JOOGA GOOGA March 29, 2017
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