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crack knocker

a person that knocks on your door and asks for crack
"knock knock"
"whos there"
"the crack knocker"
"ohh come right in"
by J_a_stunna September 29, 2006
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Sloppy Knockers

The sweet sweet mounds of bang baby at a luau. Characterized by dirty snoose, and steazy bros. Also, accented by eccentric names, involving T's L's and X's.
Chick: WTF?

T(vowel)X(vowel)L: Oh lord! My sloppy knockers are a jingling and a-jangling.
by Arroni January 22, 2010
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hop knocker

karli: "heh you hop knocker?!"
renee: "heh i'm not a bloody bitch ass niger?!?!!?!?!?"
by biology bitch April 15, 2017
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Fart knocker

when your having sex and air somehow gets trapped between you and your partners chest area, causing a farting sound. thus, fart knockers.
what the hell was that noise?

don't be alarmed, those were just my fart knockers
by alci hall November 18, 2009
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Tinker Knocker

Tinker Knockers are the third gender that the government doesn't want people knowing about. They have nostrils in their butts, and giant ears. They live mainly in caves. They live in California and Greenland, where the one surgeon that can fix their ears lives. They are social outcasts and if you ever spot one, do not go near it.
Tinker Knockers are very friendly and scary.
by fbiagent123 December 29, 2020
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Whore knocker

A woman who provides regular sexual favours for many people. Money need not change hands to be considered one.
My mate was on his way home and a big set of blue balls on him. So he dropped into see the local whore knocker for a servicing.
by thecount11 June 2, 2015
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dip knocker

A really dumb person who has no sexual appeal
He is a dip knocker
by Tghjk March 19, 2017
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