Muddy Doody Society

A membership organization in which to belong you must have taken a dump thought to be a clean swiper (little toilet paper used) and found upon said swipe a muddy mess with doody (feces) all over the paper even under your fingernail. Once you experience this you are officially, like or not, a member of the Muddy Doody Society (MDS)

Man #1: Hey man sorry I took so long, thought I was going to have an easy time in there but fell pray to the Muddy Doody Society.

Man #2: Shit man your first time becoming a member of the MDS?

Man#3: Hell no my wife checks my fingernails before we go to bed at night and she makes sure I have my membership card in my wallet.

by Looneylarry August 29, 2012

booze dookie

A drunk person's dung usually very soft or runny.

Hey Paul was taking a shower after a long night of drinking and farted in shower and it it resulted in a accidental booze dookie, he didn't have to stomp it down the drain it just disappeared.

by Cummy Balls January 19, 2018

Big Dookie Ass

A phrase used to describe a less than optimal situation or outcome.

When you’re playing a game of battle royal quads on Warzone 2 and the final zone is in an open field or the middle of a lake.

“They were camping the only building in the zone and wiped me and my squad with a precision airstrike. It was a big dookie ass situation!

by Hop off my cockers April 15, 2023

Hole in Dookie

It is better known as the act of taking a dump in a golf hole leaving the golfer a nice suprise

Dude i just done a Hole in Dookie on hole 18 what a shity way to end your game ha on the bottom nine

by grogan 342 May 27, 2009

top hill dookie

the act of take a massive shit on top of a hill and watching it form a snowball effect down hill

dude did you just lay down a top hill dookie it just hit me in the cock

by zack milf November 11, 2011

SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

The most creative insult to get called on discord when you are the owner of the server

Owner(undercover): Do you think this server is run by idiots?
Troll: IF YOU WERE A MOD I THINK SO YES WITH UR SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

by Lemons<3_doyoumissme? January 7, 2023

Dookie Diver

One who selfishly imposes anal penetration (oral and or penile)upon an unsuspecting victim (ususually of the female gender)

1.(noun) Don't go out with him! He is a total dookie diver.
2.(verb) So I was just laying there and out of now where he dookie dived me! Not cool.

by Batesville December 7, 2006