construda

You're going to have to ask Lawrence Maroney. Nobody else freaking knows.

"bout time we got some construda in dis mothafucka"

by heyzeus7 July 31, 2007

Constructive Criticism

Insult(s) that offer(s) suggestions regarding improvement.

My mother gave me some constructive criticism on my spelling and grammar.

by Diggity Monkeez January 22, 2005

Constipated fart

The inability to successfully produce an effortless secretion of intestinal gas through the anus.

Warning** -The deliberate forcing of said constipated fart can result in undesirable faecal matter

I didn't know if I had a constipated fart or not, so I sat on the toilet and pushed,but nothing came out; not even a wisp of air. Therefore, I pushed with even greater force until a sudden release of unpleasant gas was excreted.

by Alekatie June 25, 2010

social constraints

Those things within the society which limits your freedom from doing what you want.

The social constraints left him speechless

by Dizzo van Bizzo October 10, 2016

Emo Coaster

1. Experiencing shallow emotions that change quickly.

2. Becoming emo because it's hot and everyone else is doing it.

Sal: Shawn was really depressed in Algebra today but by English comp he was happy again. Then by History he'd quit the football team, dyed his hair black, and had it cut so his bangs are covering his whole face.

Mike: Must be on an emo coaster.

Sal: Is he wearing girl pants?! Look at him flip those giant bangs. It's so.... so angsty.

Mike: No! Don't get drawn onto the emo coaster! Resist. RESIST!

by NemoEmo August 15, 2007

constitution

Once the writen law of the United States, now it's just spare toilet paper for the White House.

Bit by bit, the Constitution is being turned into a useless piece of paper.

by angry August 28, 2003

coaster

1) A unusable Compact Disc which failed during a "burn" process, its only use is now a COASTER

2) A witty and highly attractive person

by Me October 28, 2002