The naked female partner assumes a resting horizontal position on a bed or similar comfortable surface (NB not a beach). She may be face down or face up. On the request of her male partner, she opens her legs to the fullest extent possible, exposing her intimate areas, folds and orifices to his gaze, inspection and physical touch. With commitment and the assistance of a physiotherapist it may be possible to gradually extend the legs to a maximum degree, but care should be taken not to damage the hips or femur.
“So why did you give me 6 sessions with a physiotherapist, a torch, and a magnifying glass for my birthday Frank?”
“I wanted to loosen your hips up so that you can increase your split infinity and I can get a better view babe! Hand me the magnifier and the torch before we reach the sun deck.”
“I wanted to loosen your hips up so that you can increase your split infinity and I can get a better view babe! Hand me the magnifier and the torch before we reach the sun deck.”
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Person being fondled, "Whadda you think - 60/40?"
Fondler, "Dude, I am not yet familiar with your cock split, but, I dunno, maybe 70/30?"
Fondler, "Dude, I am not yet familiar with your cock split, but, I dunno, maybe 70/30?"
by cbizl September 15, 2011
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From the moans coming from the stall next to mine, I’m pretty that guy was forcing out a taint splitter.
Hey braaaaaahhh I’m really hurting. I just has a taint splitter. Will you do a brooohhh a solid and take a gander at my taint and make sure it’s not bleeding?
I’m going to have to take a laxative. I can’t take anymore taint splitters.
Hey braaaaaahhh I’m really hurting. I just has a taint splitter. Will you do a brooohhh a solid and take a gander at my taint and make sure it’s not bleeding?
I’m going to have to take a laxative. I can’t take anymore taint splitters.
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Guy 1: I've finally gotten Angela to go on a date with me!
Guy 2: Hey man, I hate to break it to you, but Angela's a cock splitter *takes off pants*
Guy 1: Shit..
Guy 2: Hey man, I hate to break it to you, but Angela's a cock splitter *takes off pants*
Guy 1: Shit..
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You gotta get ya ding-dong wet in the Royal fuckin’ split
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