Not to be confused with the Upper Decker, the Top Shelf is when one delivers his package to an unsuspecting mark's person or property to exact retribution upon a buster's skullduggeries and/or shortcomings.
Ex. 1 (body): That bitch-ass trick Lindsay Lohan was passed out in a coke induced coma, so I top shelfed her forehead while she fished out.
Ex. 2 (property): That mark-ass mutherfucker Jet was being a punk bitch on the phone with some wack-ass ho, so I top shelfed his margarita while he wasn't looking after sweating all day at the beach.
Ex. 2 (property): That mark-ass mutherfucker Jet was being a punk bitch on the phone with some wack-ass ho, so I top shelfed his margarita while he wasn't looking after sweating all day at the beach.
by John "D-Swings" DeCroce September 4, 2007
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The roll under a woman's chin that even slim women have due to performing too much oral sex with a man over the span of time.
I love getting head from Alisha; she has a very comfortable "Ball Shelf" on her.
Damn girl, you really need get that "Ball Shelf" waxed. This blumpkin just isn't as enjoyable as usual; I hope you get backwashed.
Damn girl, you really need get that "Ball Shelf" waxed. This blumpkin just isn't as enjoyable as usual; I hope you get backwashed.
by Heelfigger January 5, 2009
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2) To lift up the toilet cover (behind where you sit, where the drain and stuff is linked by the the cord or flush switch) and to take a shit in it. Next the party usually puts the lid back on and the owner of the toilet will not realize what the horrible smell is until he investigates thoroughly
2) To lift up the toilet cover (behind where you sit, where the drain and stuff is linked by the the cord or flush switch) and to take a shit in it. Next the party usually puts the lid back on and the owner of the toilet will not realize what the horrible smell is until he investigates thoroughly
Me) Yo bartender! Hook it up with a martini with some top shelf liquor!
Bartender) You got it parter
Brando) Yo man Im going to topshelf that bitch!
Me) Yeah main, that girl is a ho
Bartender) You got it parter
Brando) Yo man Im going to topshelf that bitch!
Me) Yeah main, that girl is a ho
by Shiba June 30, 2004
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Patron: "where iz da porn innit"
Clerk: "on the top shelf"
2.
bloke: "you got the deal"
Alan Partridge: "Top shelf!"
Patron: "where iz da porn innit"
Clerk: "on the top shelf"
2.
bloke: "you got the deal"
Alan Partridge: "Top shelf!"
by pab June 30, 2004
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