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Shaved Asshole

Someone who is an asshole beyond an asshole- clean cut, well put together- and a total douchebag. Possibly closeted and hating the world because of it.
"Dude, Bob cut me out of that promotion I've been angling for for three years. I think he's blowing Wilson."

"What a shaved asshole."
by perfecto August 2, 2009
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Shited

The art of being absolutly bolloxed, being completly fucking smashed to the point of poisining yourself and irritating people around you to the extent that they would like to smash your face in with your own head.
"Fuck me was i Shited last night ya cunt!! i know mate you were completly battered out of your twat!! do you remember pulling that black guy in the toilet of that club?
by Isildur100 June 29, 2011
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shaved pussy

vulva is shaved, the area on the flat of the abdomen just above the mons may not be, or maybe shaved in a pattern such as a Gucci symbol, a landing strip, a heart or the boyfriend's initial(s)
She has a shaved pussy with "JH" carved just above her mons.
by Jake March 6, 2004
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Ohio Stated

When a team gets beat by 3 or more touchdowns in an important game when that team is thought to be good by most peers they have been “Ohio Stated”
“Man FSU really got Ohio Stated by Oregon in that semi final game”.
by coolhandluke2222 January 8, 2015
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Shakedown

The main walking path through a festival (parking) lot, usually lined with folks selling drugs, beer, art, T shirts, food etc. Essentially, the heart of the lot. From the Grateful Dead song "Shakedown Street"
" Let's set up camp near Shakedown , so we can off these veggie burritos and buy ourselves wristbands."
by shakedownkid December 22, 2008
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Sharted

When you fart and shit at the same time.
by vmrose August 22, 2007
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Harlem Shakedown

The Harlem Shake is an urban dance that has become the nation’s newest Youtube sensation. Despite what its name may lead you to believe, the dance originated in Rochester, New York sometime between the years 2008 and 2011. The creator, Jason “Tizzle” T., discovered the Shake, also known as the Rochester shuffle, while in an unstable state he prefers to call his “rare form” or more simply put, grossly intoxicated. The dance inexplicably disappeared for over a year as Tizzle, or “Tizz”, the name his loyal followers prefer to revere him with, moved to North Carolina. Unsurprisingly, given the cultural appeal of the shuffle, the dance reappeared in the fall of 2012 sometime between the hours of 1 and 630 am as Tizz orchestrated an unruly event known as “Project Mayhem”. Hundreds of videos have been made in an attempt to emulate Tizzle’s ghetto, yet refined moves but none have been able to match Tizzle’s genius.
Fred-I can't decide whether I want to do the Harlem Shakedown or continue to watch WoW videos online.

Levine-Bish do somethin!.

Tizzle-I'm in rare form. *puke* *Harlem Shakedown*
by McCrumb February 12, 2013
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