frisbee-scooting

A person's or group's attempt to move closer to your group because a certain level of attraction is there.(In most cases it happens on a beach)

When a group of guys toss their frisbee in the direction of a group of hot girls on purpose to get their attention.

A group of my girls were at the beach and some guys were frisbee-scooting their way over to talk to us!

by Danielle Gladstone April 30, 2007

Alabama Scooter

A fictitious sexual act, often a euphemism for any deviant and/or absurd sexual activity.

"I scored an Alabama Scooter last night," Ted snickered. "I get the stitches out next week.

by Mr. Bad Day May 15, 2010

The Scooter Store

n.
a store that will pimp your ride.

Nat: you wanna go to the scooter store?
Meg: hell yea its the place to be.

by natmegdascooterfreaks October 9, 2011

scoatted

Completely, utterly, and totally inebriated to the point at which conciousness is a long forgotten sensation. One who is scoatted is unlikely to arise from their shameful slumber regardless of stimuli, be they photography flashes, a wet marker pen to the flesh, or even an early morning visit from the paramedics.
Originates from ancient, Britonic folklore, in which tales are told of a brave warrior, cruelly slain by the evil wizard Tequilladon. The warrior's final words before his unsightly demise were "T'ees it ovah". The warrior's name was Scoatt, and he was scoatted.

See also campbell coma.

I plan on getting well and truly scoatted tonight.

He was near enough scoatted after that last vodka and coke.

by Alasdair of Geekdom. July 2, 2005

Schootch the Hole

A phrase meaning either "A hole dug in one location that needs to be moved to another location" or a "Loosely defined sexual activity" with the verb "schootch" essentially representing any number of things. (Meaning to be defined by context.) Ultimately, it can and should serve as a double-entendre.

Suggestion: Dig a hole in your backyard in an inappropriate location and let the double-entendres commence!

The proximity of the bush on the well-manicured lawn meant that Paul had the opportunity to "schootch the hole".

by WordBaron September 1, 2009

Walmart Fat Scooter

The mobility scooters provided by Walmart for the use of handicapped people but are usually only used by very fat people who are probably able to walk around but are either too lazy to walk or who have converted their obesity into a handicap for which they receive disability benefits. Most often seen with the front basket loaded with multiples of sugar or fat containing foods or other unhealthy food choices for someone of their size- along with a helper spouse/child/friend pushing a regular shopping cart loaded with the same. You will never, ever see an obese person driving a Walmart Fat Scooter with the basket containing excercise videos and hand weights. The typical Walmart Fat Scooter driver also seems to not have any experience in piloting the scooter as they tend to make full u-turns in aisles with other people forcing the people to move out of the scooter's way.

Dude 1: Look at that guy driving the Walmart Fat Scooter. He is huge and obese- how can people let themselves get that huge?

Dude 2: I think they get that big by using the Walmart Fat Scooter and buying bulk candy here at Walmart. Look at his basket. It's loaded up with bags of the after-Halloween sale candy!

by econobiker October 29, 2009

scoatch

less than a smigden, a very miniscule amount, used to describe small amount of said goods or services. can be used loosley yet must be used with force, a strong word with deep roots back to H.dot and it's representatives abroad

"turn it down a scoatch"

"move a scoatch over"

"my gooch itches a scoatch)

by Chris G. January 23, 2004