When an average at best shawty, no higher than a 5.4 but no lower than a 2.8, comes over and blows you twice in one day while you suck on and fondle her titties, only for her to immediately cut off all contact with you and refuse to acknowledge your texts.
Yo bro this slut came over and sucked my massive horse cock twice in one day while I stimulated her via the breast, now shes gone AWOL.
Damn bro, I think you're getting sammed.
Damn bro, I think you're getting sammed.
by Misterstitches November 21, 2019
Get the Getting Sammed mug.Wet willy's fun uncle. Basically, you tongue punch someones inner ear to enhance the disgusting feeling of wet ear. It's funny as hell, but watch out for strangers could be taken sexually.
Person 1: "Ew, did that tall guy just give you a wet willy?"
Person 2: "No! That douche stuck his tongue all the way in my ear! WTF!"
Person 3: "Haha, a Slobbering Sammy, nice...."
Person 2: "No! That douche stuck his tongue all the way in my ear! WTF!"
Person 3: "Haha, a Slobbering Sammy, nice...."
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When you are sucking a guy off so hard that he creams in your mouth then he poops in ur mouth. Next u make a milkshake with the cream and poop and pour it on his balls and and in his butt
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