Prickle Pop

verb. The act of popping a pimple on your dick.

I had to do a prickle pop after that bitch gave me a dick pimple.

by Darwin Jacobs December 13, 2005

In a prickly pile of pig pudding predicament

Bizarre way of saying one is in a deep pile of shit.

So yesterday I got a speeding ticket and I wasn't wearing the seatbelt, and then afterwards that same day I found out that I was not really that special after all, and then add to that the fact I am flunking this course I shouldn't be flunking, plus I'm in credit card debt, oh yeah and my teeth are fugly, plus I think I might have an unnamed disease... to sum it up, I'm in a prickly pile of pig pudding predicament. Where's the nearest Taco Bell by the way? I could use a beef taco right about now.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

Prickslap

Slapping a male who has the characteristics of a prick.

See also: bitch slap

Jack was being a prick so Angela prickslapped him

by Baby legs January 3, 2012

Pricktologist

N: A douchebag who excels at being a prick. The upper echelon of prickness. One who has earned the equivalent of a doctorate degree in being a prick. Dick Cheney. Rush Limbaugh. Osama bin Laden.

Newsreporter: Wouldn't your actions in the Middle East irreparably damage the infrastructure there?

Prick Cheney: I could care less about those ragheads!

Newsreporter (to her cameraman): Goddamm this guy's a first-class pricktologist!

by Miles Effed Up March 9, 2011

sick prick

A penis with any sexually transmitted disease especially gonorrhea.

I CAN'T FUCK MY GIRLFRIEND FOR SEVERAL MORE DAYS CAUSE I GOT A SICK PRICK.

by Not a Philistine October 4, 2016

play with your prick

1. To masturbate
2. To procrastinate; waste time; do nothing

Synonyms: jerk off

What are you gonna do, play with your prick for another 30 years?

by Roth Vantage October 26, 2014

Prickley Price

When asking a hooker much it will cost to have kind of sex in a wheat/oat/barley field.

This usually costs more than one would think simply because being naked in a field results in massive pricks all over ones body.

Dude, I had to pay 200 bucks for a Prickley Price! It was so worth it though!

by Shugar Lips June 2, 2009