masturbate

spooning the purple-headed yogurt swinger...

I enjoy masturbating as much as porn...

by Wraith April 25, 2003

masturbate

To "play" with one's self until orgasm.

(Dude 1) I masturbated ALL night last night to your grandmother

(Dude 2) WTF? What's wrong with you?

by What? Don't look at me January 22, 2009

Masturbae

Your primary source of stimulation.

I've never touched her, but she's my masturbae.

by Dr. Dob Doblinson March 17, 2015

Masturbate

Masturbating is something we all like

Kia still in masturbates in school bathrooms

by Kia kurtz June 17, 2018

Masturbate Party

A hilarious autocorrect fail in which someone wanted to go to a masquerade party but it autocorrected to masturbate party.

I have to go to a

masturbate party tonight

and I don’t know what to

wear to it.

Um why not go naked
lololol

HAHAHAHAHA

A masquerade party

Damn
autoeroticasphyxiation

I’m not even gonna ask

Yeah it’s probably for the

best

by Hurricane Dorian August 29, 2021

Maskurbate

Getting off to the thought of what he/she looks like underneath their face mask

Wondering what the girl at the gym looks like without her mask makes me want to maskurbate

by Masked maniac May 9, 2021

masturbate

Tune the skin flute.

I masturbated last night, good to keep the skin flute in tune.

by Jakeofclubs May 5, 2006