10 definitions by Hurricane Dorian

fish storm

A hurricane or tropical cyclone that doesn’t affect land

Lets hope that any hurricane that develops will be a fish storm

by Hurricane Dorian September 6, 2023

Masturbate Party

A hilarious autocorrect fail in which someone wanted to go to a masquerade party but it autocorrected to masturbate party.

I have to go to a

masturbate party tonight

and I don’t know what to

wear to it.

Um why not go naked
lololol

HAHAHAHAHA

A masquerade party

Damn
autoeroticasphyxiation

I’m not even gonna ask

Yeah it’s probably for the

best

by Hurricane Dorian August 29, 2021

Fiona

A motherfucker of a hurricane to hit Atlantic Canada in September 2022. The storm made landfall near Port Hawkesbury Nova Scotia and caused coastal flooding, water damage in buildings, roof damage, power outages up to 3 weeks, hundreds of thousands of trees down, oh and $700 million in damages making it the most costly storm to hit Atlantic Canada on record

A family member of mine has lost their whole roof during Hurricane Fiona. The entire house has to be rebuilt due to water damage. It will cost them $453,900 to rebuild the house, but thankfully, it is covered by insurance

by Hurricane Dorian January 2, 2023

Deer street

A place where a deer runs in front of you while driving, sometimes resulting in an inevitable collision

A male buck ran in front of me on a deer street. I stopped before hitting it, but I got rear ended by the car behind me

by Hurricane Dorian April 8, 2023

Flying Bass Guitar

Aircraft such as the Antonov AN-12, AN-22, AN-26, and the Tupolev TU-95 that have a very low frequency prop sound when flying at high altitudes and even have the tendency to vibrate things on the ground.

I was watching Young and the Restless on tv and everything started to vibrate. The first thing I did was check FlightRadar24 and there was an Antonov AN-22 flying directly overhead. Those things have the tendency to vibrate everything even on the ground and I call it a flying bass guitar.

by Hurricane Dorian June 21, 2022

storm chips

An Atlantic Canadian term for when you buy chips for the purpose of snacking on while stuck at home during an intense storm

Im gonna run to Walmart to stock up on storm chips before this nor’easter hits

by Hurricane Dorian September 15, 2023

Aerodynamics With Underwear

This occurs when you throw underwear or other articles of clothing down a flight of stairs into the laundry hamper. The underwear would sometimes glide or turn slightly and miss the hamper.

I was doing aerodynamics with underwear and the underwear missed the hamper and landed in the front porch

by Hurricane Dorian May 16, 2021