Maskurbate

To wear a surgical or other face mask over the nose and mouth to protect from viruses while completely alone

That guys maskurbates all the time in his car even though no one else is riding with him.

by Smoopie April 25, 2021

Maskurbate

When a man inserts his penis into the mouth part of a mask to imitate a female performing fellatio.

Feeling alone and desperate, Mike found his old Phantom of the Opera costume and decided to maskurbate.

by StealsyourstereO January 02, 2006

Maskurbate

(V): socially responsible act of wearing a mask while masturbating in public to protect those nearby, especially when you breathe heavily while nearing orgasm

Frank is so considerate, I saw him maskurbate outside the library last night…that book club that let out and walked by him definitely won’t get Covid!

by Austin Pealy November 21, 2021

Maskurbate

The process of grabbing the tip of your mask and moving around your face

I was speaking with this salesman but it was hard to concentrate because he would maskurbate while answering my questions.

by Sister Wives February 26, 2021

Maskurbate

Getting off to the thought of what he/she looks like underneath their face mask

Wondering what the girl at the gym looks like without her mask makes me want to maskurbate

by Masked maniac May 10, 2021

MASKURBATOR

Noun
A person who believes that wearing a facemask will solve any problem in regards to Covid19.

And falsely believes that anyone who doesn't wear one is a threat to society because of it.

Noun
A person who cannot function properly with out wearing a face mask and is scared to do so.

" The MASKUBATOR endlessly screamed and carried on in public about people who didn't willingly submit to wearing a mask believing they are a threat to others."

Liz: What's so amusing?
T.Arl: I'm watching all these MASKURBATORs throw tantrums on a Youtube video over something that doesn't prevent transmission of Covid.

Karen: Put a mask on! You're going to make someone sick!
Betty: Pffft. Later MASKURBATOR! I don't have time for this! (walks away)

by ZERO COOL 75 August 03, 2021

Maskurbation

Wearing the low-priced malfunctional mask everywhere, fearing of virus or other disease attack.

This guy is totally under maskurbation for the whole week, while he didn't ever wash his hands after peeing!

by Nione11 April 04, 2020