Jabrone

To blow one's partner while both of you are fully immersed in water. Underwater head.

Dude, my girl and I went to the beach today and I totally got jabroned!

Yeah man, he has never been jabroned.

by Noonelikesedwardcullen June 18, 2009

Jobonomic

A person with a first and/or last name that suits his or her profession - or whose profession suits his or her name - is said to possess a jobonomic name.

Jess Carpenter: cabinet maker
Nolan Bird; pigeon trainer
Axel Rounder: car mechanic
Lana Sandler: shoe seller
Tam Gentles: massage artist

by Ezra Soiferman January 28, 2004

Jabronie

A funkadelic Tony traveler. A desert groover, a dancefloor destroyer.

The Jabronies were out in full force! Hev city!

by Vavavuu April 6, 2017

Jabroni

An undercover gay male.

you heard bob slept with Phil!?
oh shit, I didn’t know he was a jabroni!?

by WAP4Sale September 21, 2020

jobtown

When a Firefighter and or Fire department receives a large amount of calls and gets busy

Hopefully we don’t have to go to jobtown this weekend.

by Bryce181 January 14, 2018

Jabronium

The 119th element on the periodic table. This element is only found in Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson; Which fuels his insatiable hunger to lay the smack down on all your candy asses!

See Seth, I told u the letter "J" is on the periodic table, Jabronium!

by ThaZygoat November 4, 2011

jabron

a guy who is well equiped, smart, hilarious, athletic.
and loves to live life to the fullest, also considered to be a pimp.

Look at the awesome guy, he is such a jabron(:

by tfinkman July 6, 2010