Reverse Heimlich

The Reverse Heimlich Maneuver is a very sophisticated First Aid technique that directly precedes the administration of the official Heimlich Maneuver. Here is how it works. Upon noticing a hot girl choking run up to her and stand face to face. Grab her around the waist and repeatedly thrust your erect penis into her vaginal area.

After ejaculating say, “My bad!” Then spin her around and administer the official Heimlich. This technique works whether you actually know the proper Heimlich Maneuver or not. Just have your fun, spin her around and make it look like you simply attempted the official Heimlich incorrectly.

OMG! Phil just pulled a perfectly executed Reverse Heimlich on that guy’s wife and somehow didn't get knocked out!

by Missile Titties January 29, 2015

Heiman

One who uses human feces as body paint.

It takes great discipline to be a heiman artist.

by Maintenance 101 April 26, 2017

heinous

Ugly, homely, not good-looking.

That chick/dude is heinous.

by M December 4, 2003

WIFI HEMMORID

Spouse or significant other that is wireless even at a difference can be a real pain in the ass.

Spouse at work burning up cell texting and calling being a WIFI Hemmorid

by buttchomper September 23, 2011

hemo

A sad and depressed individual who cuts himself with a dick.

The hemo samurai was so distraught at the result of the battle that he committed seppuko on a shark phallic.

by 6Matt66 October 31, 2007

Hawiian Punch Heimlich

Saw your dick off and let it bleed in your mouth then choke on the flacid foreskin you love to lubricate.

I'm so depressed. I guess I'll have to Hawiian Punch Heimlich tonight. The recovery was long and hard last time but the sympathy is great to resolve my depression.

by Pimp Juice King March 14, 2008

heimbrent

Norwegian word to define a homemade beer.

Skal vi drikke vann eller heimbrent? (Are we going to drink water or heimbrent?

by Norskguy May 28, 2011