Faceplant

When someone makes a ridiculous status update when you've left your computer signed into Facebook.

Dude just came on to his brother via status update! FACEPLANT!

by Hoju ju December 16, 2010

Faceplam

A facepalm made with the back of the hand so it doesn't hurt as much when something doesn't merit a facepalm but is seriously stupid.

*reading the news*:
"Albuquerque’s Channel 13 warns parents that Pedobear is luring children to their doom."
*faceplam*

by cocainecocainecocaine November 5, 2014

faceplant

When a man or woman plants their face between another persons legs.

Yo dude, Johnny faceplanted Maria last night!

by harley_jack81 April 14, 2009

FACEPILOT

One which controls the face of an object (wave, mountain, cliff), person (boyfriend, girlfriend, etc) or image (politician, T.V. star, pundits) for thrills or personal gain.

That Limbaugh is a freakin Facepilot!..... Dood, that skier is a total facepilot!.... My face hurts because my wife is a face pilot....

by earache777 May 4, 2009

Facepunch

'Facepunch' is for times when 'facepalm' just isnt enough...

Status- I didnt pop one out when she wanted me ._.

Guy #1- -Facepalm-

Guy #20 No dude, thats a -Facepunch-

by OMGITSME!!! May 5, 2011

facespace

to add or request someone on your myspace and facebook at the same time.

friend 1

"hey bro, you got to add me to my facespace!"

friend 2

"what's that??"

friend 1

"it's my myspace and facebook at the same time, man."

by 9erGman4life September 25, 2009

Facepaint

When you go in for a cropdust or drive-by and let loose a little bit of shit right on their face.

Dude I went in to cropdust Pete and facepainted the poor bastard.

by Aanonnnnn June 24, 2017