faceplam 

When you attempt to facepalm yourself in an intensely sarcastic fashion, but miss your face.

Pam, did you see that? Lana tried to facepalm herself, but missed.

*falsetto* FACEPLAM.

Seriously, how can you miss your own face, with hands as huge as that.

faceplam by The Real Egon Spengler September 3, 2014

Faceplam 

v. The act of facepalming, with the hand sliding off the face, leading to a headdesk/facetable.

What he said was so stupid, instead of just facepalming, I faceplamed, to show him how stupid he was.

Faceplam by iTesco August 23, 2010

faceplam 

a common misspelling of facepalm by some people on places such as digg.com

It was a pretty big faceplam moment.

faceplam by RaulMuaddib June 18, 2008

Faceplam 

(Verb) "Faceplam" is an adaptation of facepalm.
Definition 1: One would facepalm and the face would slip out of the hand and hit the desk or table.
Definition 2: One would facepalm so hard that it would make a slapping sound.
Both definitions may result in facial damage.

Dude, this was so stupid. I faceplammed, and it hurt!

Faceplam by ColeslawProductions October 19, 2013

faceplam 

A faceplam is a facepalm that, unlike a facepalm, is for a much stupider reason, like if someone says "Hey look, a flying shark".
Another faceplam reason would if someone is just simply stupid. For example: if someone points out something you already know for the 50th time.

Bob: Hey Joe, did you know that dogs are canines
Joe: THIS IS THE 50TH TIME YOU TOLD ME THIS *faceplams*

faceplam by Prism Panther November 26, 2014

Faceplam 

A facepalm made with the back of the hand so it doesn't hurt as much when something doesn't merit a facepalm but is seriously stupid.

*reading the news*:
"Albuquerque’s Channel 13 warns parents that Pedobear is luring children to their doom."
*faceplam*

Faceplam by cocainecocainecocaine November 5, 2014

facepalmingly 

Adjective form of the progressive verb facepalming (the act of raising one or both hands to your face when something stupid happens). When something is really frustrating and stupid and you end up realising it's facepalmingly stupid.

Michael Gove's education reforms are facepalmingly stupid.

facepalmingly by Nonflyingfarang September 10, 2013