freak and geek

A term used by free-basers or crack heads to define the act of recieving oral sex while taking a hit of crack or free-base cocaine.

Yo' baby! Hook me up wit da freak and geek while I hit this rock!

by mojoman March 21, 2005

freak accident

Something that happens that is so incomprehensible that only a freak could have it happen to them.

A freak accident happened when Tori was born...

by Ridgeback September 4, 2006

Freak Obscene

I have to clap to you. The more you add on, the more you only prove my point. Kudos to you, pussy! And, if you don't like me so much, why the fuck do you keep responding back? Are you just so lonely, the closest human contact you can have is with someone thousands of miles away from you that you've never even seen the face of or even like? Are you that sad? Aw, it's a shame. But I'm done with you now. You're nothing. No, less than nothing. To waste typing on you would be calling you something, which your not.

Ah, Freak Obscene. You're like a pile of dog shit on the ground. You acknowledge it, try to forget the displeasure of it, walk over it, and move on. I'm walking over you and moving on. You're too much of a pussy-whip bitch to spend any more time responding back to your idiocy.

by G-Union July 8, 2004

freak dancing

when a guy askes a girl to dance and if she says yes the boy gets up against the back of the girl and they both sway back in forth. he usually has his hands on her hips or butt. the thing that most people do at dances.

"Hey do you want to dance?"
"Sure"
*gets up behind the girl and moves side to side*
*boy leaves*
*friend* "He was good at freak dancing. and he was so hot"

by fusugina December 19, 2007

freak-out artist

A person that makes a habit of having meltdowns and dramatic tantrums over superficial or reoccurring circumstances.

Tom had a fit about his coffee order again- he is such a freak-out artist...

by briguy2lucky January 1, 2009

Freak of Friday

{freek ov fry-day} noun, 1. A person who obsesses about and plans for Friday night partying all week long. 2. A person that has a suppressed, but distinct alter ego that manifests itself during Friday nights with many negative consequences.

For both definitions their personality and behavior changes dramatically when they hit the town on Friday night: it typically involves getting fubared plus acting on all their pent-up aggression, desires, horniness, insecurities, etc. The results are usually not good with lots of double shelving, puking, fights, embarassment, DUIs, horrific two-day hangovers and one night stands with fuglies. Alcohol and/or drugs are ever-present.

He's/She's a Freak of Friday. He/She made good on their plans by drinking so much that they puked all over themselves right at the bar. Everyone just laughed.

The Freak of Friday likes to dance on tables and then starts taking off her clothes. Once she got completely naked before the popo showed up. The guys were grabbing her tits, ass and snatch.

The Freak of Friday borrowed $600 on Monday and blew it all at the strip clup. He got so fubared that he peed on someone's leg. The bouncer slammed his face and broke his jaw. He just laid there completely limp. What a dumphus.

Did you see what the Freak of Friday brought home last night? What a dog. He's really frikcin' ugly.

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 19, 2009

Freak Arm

the exhibition of outstanding arm strength from an otherwise scrawny individual

Deon: Man, Terrell just flipped Brock with one hand. You would thing Brock was stronger but no.

Dixon: Yep, Terrell got him with that Freak Arm.

by DMorrissette May 4, 2010