Diaheasher

A cupboard where you put your dirty things to make them clean.

Just put the dishes in the Diaheasher!

by aRealWord April 25, 2024

Diagramatical

Describes the nature or characteristic of somethings that has been visualised on a diagram.

Ian: Hey can you explain that to me diagramatically?
Hynek: Sure buddy, so as you can see from this diagram, the blah blah blah…

by HMES October 16, 2024

diagonalizing

To diagonalize somebody means, for example in psychotherapy, to point out incoherence / inconsistency in somebody's beliefs, also can be used in an argument in a more confrontational manner. Speaking in terms of computer science and math, diagonalization is related to stuff like: Lawvere's theorem, oracles, proof by contradiction

Timi: u need to stop diagonalizing ppl so bad bro, nobody understands nothin man; and them hoes get "the ick" if u know what I'm sayin
Myself: aight my bad gang. I appreciate ur kind feedback but Timi, if nobody understands nothin as u say, how come ur able to say this to me? Maybe it really makes sense :D
Timi: here we go again :)

by Sonic_tachyonic December 6, 2024

Diagnosed

I'm not just making an inference based on something some fucking YouTube slime said when it comes to my diagnosis.

Hym "I was diagnosed with ADD. By a shrink. AND TREATED. Somewhere there IS a record of that diagnosis and Dr. Adewale Gadebo offered to renew my prescription on the basis of that previous treatment. What I do not need is your bullshit therapy. Or behavioral change. I could use some antibiotics (small pills please), novacane, and some pliers... And some booty. But beyond that... I could also use some Adderall. A car so I don't have to walk in the lethally cold weather. Some pure tea tree oil. A dermatologist. All of this I need more than behavioral change."

by Hym Iam January 21, 2025

diabhiskey

A flavored whiskey with so much sugar content that it will give you diabetes

I drank so much cinnamon diabhiskey last night that I ran out of insulin.

by Bfunk February 9, 2025

Diagrammatical Biomechanics

A term coined by exercise scientist Dr Mike Israetel in relation to poorly designed exercise equipment.

"I made up a term uh back back a few years ago when I was debating some biomechanics folks called
diagrammatical biomechanics where you looked at some diagrams and you're like 'Ehhh... this must be how the human body works!' and you made a machine only on that."

"You tried that machine over there?"
"It fucking sucks, the creators were probably on some diagrammatical biomechanics bullshit."

by Thisistotallyme March 23, 2025

diagnoseis

A doctor's report on what's amiss wif yer sniffer.

Da term "diagnoseis" could also refer to da ferreting-out of a problem by either identification/source-pinpointing of an abnormal odor, or "sticking in yer big/long schnoz" to learn intimate details of da matter under investigation.

by QuacksO April 27, 2025