Diagh 

Its the word said after causing a temporary brain lock. Direct translation is dick. The idea is to create a phrase that is gibberish causing the person your talking to to say what(huh etc.), after they say huh or what you can either say Diagh or continue getting them as many times as u like.

A: I'm sorry sir but did u by any chance get the aftertoem the other day?
B: Get the what?
A: Diagh!!!!!

Diagh by The Ecil June 12, 2011

diagraphephobia 

The fear of deletion; the fear of being deleted. Believing that you are living inside a video game or a computer, and being afraid that you are going to get deleted from existence.

Also applies to the fear of having your important documents, photos, or other files deleted.

Joe believes he lives in some sort of 'Matrix', and constantly suffers from diagraphephobia.

Andy keeps five copies of his files in three different physical locations. He's such a diagraphephobe!

diagraphephobia by Bloopy August 27, 2009

Weiskirch Diagonal 

A line on a graph representing the amount of times a person talks about his/her abs, his/her dad, workouts, coupons, or politics compared to the total amount of talking they do. The slope of an average person is about 0.001, while the Weiskirch diagonal has a slope of around 0.83. Any person who exceeds the slope of the Weiskirch Diagonal should be put in a mental hospital and should also be forced to eat only stale bread for the rest of their lives.

Will: Man, that guy at the gym really knew his coupons.
Jim: Did he talk about them a lot?
Will: Yeah. He and his dad both crossed the Weiskirch Diagonal.
Jim: I hope they like stale bread.

Weiskirch Diagonal by the angler October 10, 2012

Diah 

Diah is the sweetest and prettiest girl in the entire world. She's smart and beautiful. She's also kind and mature, she gives good advices and you can always relieve on her.

Sahra: Diah is so beautiful and kind! She's just perfect. Her name is so pretty and I hope she's having a good day

Diah by sahra<333 May 27, 2021

Diagknowsis 

A disparaging term for a diagnosis by a physician or other medical practitioner already known to the patient, but required for treatment.

I cannot believe Albi's doctor made him come in for a diagknowsis when Albi knew he just needed penicillin.
In order to have her sore foot looked at by a specialist, Abby was required to get a diagknowsis from her primary care physician.

Diagknowsis by MikeInDC July 25, 2017

Car Diahrea 

After eating an excessive amount of food you enter a car and drive around terrible roads making your car to bounce which in turn your stomach rumbles and you soon release da poo poo

no man not this road there are too many potholes im gonna get car diahrea

Car Diahrea by thatguyissexy October 19, 2011

San Diago Thank You 

Giving someone a kiss while they're taking a shit.

Stan: "Well I'm gonna go to the John"
Roger to his "date": "Come on! Go give him a San Diago Thank You!"

San Diago Thank You by NeophileX April 20, 2010