by Jennifer February 24, 2004
A person whose lifestyle causes them to be dirty and downright unsavory, often emitting an obnoxious gas from their orifaces. Definately someone you dont want to bring to a family function.
by Higuyz August 16, 2008
by Smoolina December 14, 2003
punk rocker crusty with money. dresses in designer denim jackets (or vests) with a wide array of band backpatches sewn on (i.e. Disfear, World Burns To Death and Wolfbrigade). dreadlocks are usually worn ass-length and kept very clean. shorter hair is hidden by hats. when asked to share the wealth, a common reply would be "im broke, dude".
upper crust: "i just got back from touring with r.a.m.b.o. in thailand and now im leasing a car to get down to chaos in tejas."
normal crust: "spare some change?"
upper crush "sorry dude, im broke"
normal crust: "spare some change?"
upper crush "sorry dude, im broke"
by Snack Control April 19, 2008
when you fall asleep or pass out after receiving a facial from your husband, boyfriend, dad, brother, priest or whatever the case may be to find it has hardened to a shell and you are unable to open your eyes or breathe through your nose
I'm going to kill my brother-in-law he gave me a crusted mummy after I passed out at his wedding reception.
by dingleberrydave April 17, 2011
This is when you keep a pair of your unwashed Boxer's (This is the Ideal choice) for a whole week and on the weekend you find a girl bring her home, now you start doing it doggy style and when your ready to finish you garb your boxers put them over her head for the Final thrust. thus you have completed The Crust Thrust!
by Bigdawgblack September 22, 2007
Ejaculating when you are suffering from the clap with such force that the semen penetrates the crusty japeye.
by Keith Dodger September 11, 2020