Cornelius

The practice of sequentially inserting each digit of your hand into a man's anus and then licking them clean.

"Let me prove how much I love you and give you a Cornelius."

by Jobble October 10, 2011

colonel

a short stalky man that is balding with comb over, stutters and says um constantly, very strict and continues to create problems with the cadets. talks for hours on end and bores the students to sleep, treats the kids like they have not a clue in the world about whats going on and how they could do anything in the world to change a thing...

he's being a colonel today.

by dont tell my secret August 22, 2008

Cornelius

Someone who thinks they're all that. Who enjoys peacocking through city streets showing off their great biceps and good looks that they're convinced they have.

Hey that guy is the most big headedest person I've ever seen!

You mean Cornelius?!

by Woodstock01 June 30, 2011

Chris cornelled

Doing the same thing that a friend did years later but in a less memorable way.

Shit kid, he Chris cornelled that, Frank did that 10 years ago but it was a lot cooler when Frank did it.

by Wetnapkin April 23, 2018

Colonel Mustard

A dirty practical joke, where a squeeze mustard bottle is shoved into the victim's ass nozzle first and squeezed, ejecting the mustard into said victim's ass. Originated by the infamous John Gagain, coffee potter extraordinaire.

1. When Billy passed out naked after a night of drinking, his friends gave him a Colonel Mustard. Boy was he surprised!

by C-Side November 21, 2004

Colonel Sanders

A Colonel Sanders is a complex sexual maneuver. You take a bucket of KFC chicken, take a chicken leg out, stick it in your parters anus, empty out the remaining chicken, put the empty bucket on your partners head so they cannot see, then toss the chicken at them yelling "Colonel Sanders!!!".

I gave her a Colonel Sanders!

by Col. Evan April 7, 2008

Colonel

An idiot who lives for slow pitch softball. Plays catcher. Thinks he's Batman. Likes to give shit, doesn't like to get shit. Has an excuse for anything that doesn't go his way, yet will give you reasons why you can't do the same thing. Picks fights and then resorts to "I'll sue your ass" if you call him on it. Basically a 5 year old spoiled child.

1) Colonel - You suck, you can't catch anything.
Person - You haven't made a play yet this season.
Colonel - You don't see what I see! It's chaos! You try catching this shit.

2) Colonel - You're a fake tough guy. Let's fight.
Person - OK
Colonel - (won't fight) says to people around him "I'll sue his ass. I own him!"

by FTG October 13, 2013