Boomer Remover
Boomer Remover by Himalayan Salt Lamp March 15, 2020
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boomer (s)
Alien beings born between 1946-1964. Sent here from Mars to bring us horrible music, food and culture. They fall into two categories a)Hippie Boomer b)Republican Boomer.(See below) Gave birth to Gen Xers and Y's. They are either desperately trying to hang onto their jobs or looking to retire and send boring emails to their kids.
Hippie Boomer- Smoked weed, did LSD, protested vietnam, usually anti-republican. Now running many corporations and holding most teaching positions in colleges and universities. Overated view of self and relevance to history. Drives an SUV or Volvo.
Republican Boomer- Hopes to preserve the 1950's against hippie boomer leftism. Generally mildly racist and the parent of at least one gay child. Tends to focus on money and politics more than art and music. Drives an SUV or pickup truck.
Hippie Boomer- Smoked weed, did LSD, protested vietnam, usually anti-republican. Now running many corporations and holding most teaching positions in colleges and universities. Overated view of self and relevance to history. Drives an SUV or Volvo.
Republican Boomer- Hopes to preserve the 1950's against hippie boomer leftism. Generally mildly racist and the parent of at least one gay child. Tends to focus on money and politics more than art and music. Drives an SUV or pickup truck.
boomer (s) by Melizza September 19, 2005
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neo boomer
A person from a younger generation who is a boomer at heart.
They share the same political views and impact font memes as your average conservative baby boomer.
Typically they're fucking annoying and would blow cock for a MAGA hat.
You will find them lurking on nearly every popular twitter thread typing some dumb shit about white oppression, sjws, & blowing cock.
If they're under the age of 40 & have an American flag in their username, chances are they're a Neo Boomer.
They share the same political views and impact font memes as your average conservative baby boomer.
Typically they're fucking annoying and would blow cock for a MAGA hat.
You will find them lurking on nearly every popular twitter thread typing some dumb shit about white oppression, sjws, & blowing cock.
If they're under the age of 40 & have an American flag in their username, chances are they're a Neo Boomer.
neo boomer by damnbrodie June 12, 2018
boomer energy
boomer energy by Gimpboy and the mask October 2, 2019
Baby Boomer
Generation of Americans born between 1946 and 1964. Associated with [Hippie]s, the environmental movement, the typical Baby Boomer was raised on the culture that the government will give him/her whatever she wants or needs in life. Being raised with the nanny state] mentality, Baby Boomers are the leading factor to the disappearance of personal responisbility, spending beyond one's means, and the physical and moral degeneration of the family in American culture.
The generation that was born and raised during the Great Depression helped build America to greatness. The Baby Boomers came in and destroyed it.
Baby Boomer by Dan May 24, 2008
Boomer trash
Among the large scope of aging u.s. citizens born in the generation from '41 to ~'55, there seem to be ever more individuals that refuse to offer other younger citizens (see: millennial) any respect. Boomer trash being a derogatory statement for those particular errogant individuals, not much unlike Different in nature from "millennial" or "baby boomer" in that not all millennials are "snowflakes" and not all baby boomers are boomer trash.
Battle cries of the boomer trash include:
"Back in my day we-" (something like implying autism and mental illnesses didn't exist when in reality the mentally ill were locked away or treated like subhumans)
"You kids will never be able to-"
This one leads down lots of rabbit holes. No explanation needed.
"Typical millennial"
As if it offended us.
"Snowflake"
Pejorative term from the internet ironically highjacked from millennials
"Billy show me how to Snapchat, because I can't understand bhow to
press two buttons , also Billy youre always on your damned phone back in my day blah blah"
Signifiers of the boomer trash:
Hawaiian shirt and cargo pants
American classic automobiles
Republican values
Shouting at millennial cashiers and service workers
Scoffing at gays and the like
Battle cries of the boomer trash include:
"Back in my day we-" (something like implying autism and mental illnesses didn't exist when in reality the mentally ill were locked away or treated like subhumans)
"You kids will never be able to-"
This one leads down lots of rabbit holes. No explanation needed.
"Typical millennial"
As if it offended us.
"Snowflake"
Pejorative term from the internet ironically highjacked from millennials
"Billy show me how to Snapchat, because I can't understand bhow to
press two buttons , also Billy youre always on your damned phone back in my day blah blah"
Signifiers of the boomer trash:
Hawaiian shirt and cargo pants
American classic automobiles
Republican values
Shouting at millennial cashiers and service workers
Scoffing at gays and the like
I feel disdain and malice for crotchety old asshats and crazy old bats that go around badmouthing my entire generation as a whole, yet I don't wish to generalize All of our elderly population, as my grandparents are quite sweet and loving, so I use the term " boomer trash" to describe aforementioned asshats and bats.
Boomer trash by feddup withurshit May 8, 2018