bent tent cement

When you are absolutely cleared off the bevs.

“I’ve been bent tent cement ever since I started taking shots.”

by Bonzo42069 July 8, 2024

The Bent mangabanga

A pale out of shape character, socialising on 10% battery left, battery saver mode activated with a lost and confusion deep soul exposed, delayed by sudden reactions dazed out low on fuel, mind running on overdrive, clanking gears due to being 3 days PLUZ in and hasn't had a top up of oil to lubricate the dipstick or a spray of wd40 between shifts of smashing drugs or bevvies before hitting nan's 93rd birthday at the reserve in 38° heat, nice mid day event "TBMB" literally half dead when hitting the cricket ball thrown by uncle Paul's bowl but stopped the munggum and still turning up to mask the bender but refusing to eat saying "oh thankyou I just ate tho" even tho they haven't eaten a spec of solids since mid last week during a workday with uncle Steve and literally queefing while smelling the BBQ being cooked..
A standard, Opens can of drink for the third time in one sitting takes 31 minutes to take first sip, 95% SUNGLASSES FLEX A MUST or "strategy distant" keeping distance from mother or father figures, if exposed can be very lethal for all parties.
Someone who has just absolutely had a fucking bangaslangafrizzdanga of a high of their life for 3 days straight or more and hasn't slept yet so reality is still a fuck life lets live motto,
but deep down behind those sunnies and fake tan sponsored by Calvin klien, knows once awoken from his dome on mondy morning his life's fully fucked and begins the TBMB cycle...

Bro, you ready to hit the rails this Friday again?
Last weekend was absolutely off tap!
My cousin wants to join the TBMB weekend!
You were bent as bro remember nan cracking on about water on Sunday, pffft
I was tryna explain it
Simple
Polly was the Bent mangabanga

by Smiggymate April 14, 2023

Fent Bent at Golden Corral

Being "fent bent" at Golden Corral typically refers to the feeling of indulgence and satisfaction experienced after enjoying a hearty meal at the buffet. Picture yourself surrounded by a wide array of delicious options, from savory meats and fresh salads to decadent desserts. The atmosphere is lively, filled with the sounds of laughter and clinking plates, and you might feel a sense of camaraderie with fellow diners. After indulging in multiple helpings, there's a contented heaviness in your stomach, and you might even find yourself in a blissful food coma, reminiscing about your favorite dishes. It's a moment where the joy of good food and company comes together, leaving you feeling both satisfied and perhaps a little too full!

Bro was so fent bent at Golden Corral he tried to trade his shoe for a chocolate fountain refill.

by Blaske May 24, 2025

Bent

Being drunk and high at the same time.

Fuck I drank and smoked to much I’m bent.

by Himothy_the3rd December 9, 2024

Get Bent

basically means Go Fuck Yourself.

"hey can I stay over?"
"Get Bent."

by BestBoiJayJay April 1, 2020

Bent

A Guy who is a very lightweight drinker and loves bitter bears, he is a fun guy and amazing to be around when sober but will have no fucking repect for you when drunk. He has the best body ever because he hits the gym every day. Bent is a private school boy with a naughty side. Bent is one of the best people to be around

“Oh so you went round to Bent’s house” “Yes I did, he kicked us out at 9:30 cause apparently he had no fucking respect for us”

by Jerry King April 22, 2019

bent on fent

Being so intoxicated on fentanyl that the user starts involuntarily leaning over in a bent position.

Kevin started hanging out with the wrong crowd. He was last spotted getting bent on fent near skidrow.

"Aye, stop trippin'. Nigga you actin' like you bent on fent right now." - Jamal

by PolishPapi August 31, 2024