Absolute unit

What dumbass brits say when they see heavy ass people

Hallo Timothy did you see that absolute unit yesterday on the trolly? I sure did Hemsworth, that bloke could’ve been 130 kilo grams.

by Jay mami June 15, 2018

Absoluter

A large or massive pinch of tobacco which sometimes provides large buzzes.

Ghost coon put in an absoluter to relieve some stress.

by Levi Pinkerton March 24, 2011

absolute toss

(Adjective) Something thats is poor and lacking in quality. Applies to anything the complainant finds to be rubbish or not true.

Jimmy: I went to watch match last night.
Brogan: How was it?
Jimmy: Absolute Toss, it was 0-0 no excitement!

by Jon Wakeley September 30, 2011

Absolute Rat

A state of mind when one finds themselves in an untenable situation

I've been stuck in this room for 5 days now watching nothing but b-rated dvds, it's absolute rat!

by daithi sean og o December 19, 2011

abscond to constantinople

When someone in a relationship resorts to a ridiculous story to end the relationship because the other party just doesn't seem to get the message.

Jeff was blowing off Sally forever but she wouldn't stop calling him. He finally had to abscond to Constantinople. He told her he got a job at a research station in Antarctica; pretty good work for a guy who didn't graduate high school.

by Mosh Tortoni September 23, 2016

absofuckinglutley

When something is so beyond true that it is ludicrous to think anything else.

Woman: "Am I still Bangable"?
Man: "absofuckinglutley"

by Dudemanpp July 16, 2016

Absolute Perfection

Nicky Kiteley, the most beautiful person you could ever ask for. I swear it's like if God wanted to make an angel, but didn't because the printer ran out of paper and ink so he used rolling papers and the most beautiful shades of the world's most captivating colors instead to make an incomparable artwork of the admirable, multi-dimensional, charismatic, full of life, who will no doubt make your heart feel at home while taking you on many kinds of trips, my love, Nicky Kiteley.

See I tollddd you you were the definition of absolute perfection !!

by Snifg November 9, 2020