1 definition by Jon Wakeley

(Adjective) Something thats is poor and lacking in quality. Applies to anything the complainant finds to be rubbish or not true.
Jimmy: I went to watch match last night.
Brogan: How was it?
Jimmy: Absolute Toss, it was 0-0 no excitement!
by Jon Wakeley September 30, 2011
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