Arteen

Normally used to describe a Persian child that spends the whole day jacking his beanstalk, or a poor man's clothing store.

Arteen is really annoying
Where did you get that shirt, from Arteen?

by maaaaaaaaaxthegod May 1, 2018

Armed and Dangerous

When a person gives a handjob and collects the cum in their hand, then threatens the person they just gave the handjob too by using the cum as a weapon.

Did you hear about Leo? Apparently, his girl pulled an Armed and Dangerous on him and he's still washing it out

by HeftyBoi January 11, 2021

Artem

Artem is a common creature that you will find in the jungle of DISV. In common terms, one would simply call him a douche or a dickhead. He is easy to spot because he has a distinct bush growing on his head in which various animals have decided to live in. His clothes are simple for they are the same everyday. He is frustrated because he has trouble reproducing due to small genitals.

Person A: Hey my name is Artem!
Person B: 'Pulls out shotgun.'

by magan fox December 17, 2012

one armed bandit

A man with one arm (sometimes with the addition of an eyepatch) who skulks public restrooms for anonymous sex acts.

The one armed bandit has been hanging around the public bathroom all morning.

by Cecil January 26, 2003

arsed

1) That little town on the road to Heavington between Plowed and Blotto

2) Irretrievably drunk - past the point of it being fun but short of it being dangerous.

1) Check out Phil over there at the bar clinging to his stool like he's riding piggyback - methinks our boy be arsed!

2) OK, I'm arsed. If I get to the morning without hurling, I deserve a fecking medal.

by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005

ovary-acted

1. When a girl or woman acts all pissy and bitchy when she wouldn't necessarily have otherwise because she's on her period/pmsing

2. When a girl or woman acts overly flirty or horny as a result of her not being able to contain the signals that her vagina is sending to her brain

1. Suzie ovary-acted when Johnny slapped her butt by yelling profanities profusely at him and 5-starring his face.

2. Suzie ovary-acted when Johhny slapped her butt by grabbling his dick and telling him that she wanted him inside her.

by jewcy14 October 5, 2011

couldn't be rat-arsed

In other words, couldn't be bothered.

We tried to get him to send in the form on time, but he couldn't be rat-arsed.

by Fearman May 24, 2008