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beer goggles

They are actually goggles that you get to mess around with in health class. Also known as drunk goggles. You put them on and they distort your vision just like if you were drunk! Its fun to play catch with them on, and a little dangerous.
Kid 1: "Did your class get to try out those beer goggles?"

Kid 2: "Hell yea. One kid tripped over a desk and cracked his head open."
by The Original HomeSkillet May 30, 2005
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baby googler

Someone who constantly uses google.com to find pictures of strange looking babies.
Yeah, what a baby googler. She has this one picture of a baby with protruding eyeballs jumping out of a bathtub.
by Jenn June 11, 2006
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googleplex

as a math major at university of oregon, I forgot how to count once I started the upper division math classes. Yes the non math/physics people think that math is about counting big numbers. that wound make my courses easier
In Differential Equations we students find a goggle search engine great for lokin up solutions on the web
by pat January 14, 2004
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Japanese rain goggles

When a woman squats down on your face and empties her bladder. Her ass cheeks will, if done appropriately, keep her urine out of your eyes just like a set of goggles would. Sometimes an enema might also be involved if you really love each other.
I was freaked when she wanted to do the Japanese Rain Goggles on me, but it was totally worth it.
by C. Harper November 26, 2010
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googlethwack

a phrase which produces zero results on the google search engine

googlewhacking:-

a pastime for those with plenty of time on their hands
Your search - "the guildford what" - did not match any documents.
by Matthew Rhodes March 14, 2005
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goggled

To the point of being intoxicated, while having numerous women by your side. Only to find out next day that they were hideous.
Joe had drank so much that he became goggled and went home with this ugly woman.
by Jalapeno Flavor September 8, 2010
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goggle cunt

a random passerby who looks like a decent bloke but then you find out he does competitive swimming
he was cute but when he said he swam for the orcas i knew i got me a goggle cunt
by jemket April 18, 2017
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