eye pollution

Something which is asthetically challenged and is not pleasing to the eye causes eye pollution. In simple english that is ugly.

Kea: "Hey yo montenique check that girl out she nasty"
Montenique: "oh yeah that's hayliegh, she's a grenade dude"
kea: "hahahahaha.... EYE POLLUTION..Ouch!"

eye pollution by KingJerry November 1, 2011

Eyogurlation 

A sudden discharge of yogurt from its container while opening the container lid. The force and amount of discharge is directly proportional to the altitude at which the container is being opened.

Marty and Maria are skiing at Loveland. They take a short break to eat in order to regain energy so that they can continue to shred until last chair. Marty decides to consume a yogurt. This happens next...

Marty: "Gah!"

Maria: "Ha! Oh yeah. I forgot to mention that yogurt pretty much explodes all over your face, clothing, and hair when you open the lid at this altitude."

Marty: "Next time, I'll aim it into my mouth."

Maria: "He he he. Eyogurlation. Never gets old."

Marty: "Funny. Now pass me the napkins."

Eyogurlation by m_piet May 29, 2013

Eythyn 

Eythyn, an incorrect spelling of the name Ethan; a name that is said to be of cornish origin but really is a drunken mistake on the birth registration document. Many people will aspire to be like Eythyn, for he is unique, smart and god damm brilliant! Eythyn has a special power to make people smile and laugh with his wonderful sense of humour. Eythyn is a social person who will do anything for the ones he loves, family or friends. Eythyn has a sense of honour and humility. Eythyn will avhieve every goal he sets and will go beyond this to help others achieve their goals! Overall, if you meet anyone called Eythyn keep them close and you will be kept close to their heart and soul.

Eythyn is the one and only.

Eythyn by lordabove November 3, 2013

eyebrow code 

A way to communicate in a sexy and flirtatious way with a person in a crowded room, while trying to remain oblivious to others.

She is flirting with you using her eyebrows... Can't you read eyebrow code!

eyebrow code by FAS717 January 24, 2014

Eyeboners 

When you see something so amazing it gives your eye balls a boner.

Did you see that last episode of the popular television show we discuss? I was floppin' out eyeboners the entire time.

Eyeboners by Yupitis November 11, 2014

eyak 

It is the act of sexual frustration if one were to be in need of a 'quick shag'. If male specimen should yell this phrase at a female it is a sign of wanting to rape said female. If vice versa it is a signal that the female wishes to gauge out her own eyes and proceed to forcefully penetrate the males japseye. If a certain gender should say such a phrase to a persons of the same gender it should be treated although said persons desires to tie up the other party before slicing their genitals to make into a stew before being force fed to that person or poured into the eyes of their parents.

*female says to other female friend* "Did he just yell Eyak at me? he must wish to rape me?"

eyak by Cunt Crusher69 September 18, 2015

eyebrocolli 

A term used for somebody unattractive or ugly

(i.e opposite of eye candy)

Person 1: Hey man, check out that chick over there!
Person 2: Yuck... She's some eyebrocolli!

eyebrocolli by tay:-) April 2, 2016