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It is the act of sexual frustration if one were to be in need of a 'quick shag'. If male specimen should yell this phrase at a female it is a sign of wanting to rape said female. If vice versa it is a signal that the female wishes to gauge out her own eyes and proceed to forcefully penetrate the males japseye. If a certain gender should say such a phrase to a persons of the same gender it should be treated although said persons desires to tie up the other party before slicing their genitals to make into a stew before being force fed to that person or poured into the eyes of their parents.
*female says to other female friend* "Did he just yell Eyak at me? he must wish to rape me?"
eyak by Cunt Crusher69 September 18, 2015
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A possible cult leader or person with too much time and patience in their hands who religiously post videos of himself not saying a damn word no context or anything just cold empty eyes staring into your soul.
Who the hell is eyakos?
eyakos by Bowl Thoughts March 14, 2022
Related Words
eyak eyaka Eyakem eyakos eyakulate e-yakking
Ugly tae girl

She does NOT slay
Omg eyaka is in my English class! ewww I hate her shes so tae.
eyaka by slayfulsoph August 28, 2022
The guy in the friend group with no filter that will avidly use the n-word to refer to his friends no matter their race. He loves to cause chaos and instigate for his own amusement. Eyakems normally act this way because they’re very restricted in some fashion.
Brian: “I can’t believe that guy!”
Shaun: “I know right?! Eyakem does too much.”
Brian: “Yah. That’s why he gets no play.”
Eyakem by LuckyBastard2345 February 11, 2022

eyakulate 

When you throw up and ejaculate in a girl at the same time
Hey NI🅱️🅱️ER I just eyakulated in a girl in your bathroom, quite a mess in there
eyakulate by 42jae March 12, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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