Jetpack Top

A shorter-than-average gay man who prefers to top instead of bottom. Comes from spooning, where the short guy is the "big spoon" to a taller partner.

"Isn't jake 5'6"? I thought he was a bottom."
"No, he's a jetpack top."

by mmetz April 2, 2025

Muffin Top

When a couple or two people are having sex and the receiver eats a muffin while the giver put their hands on the receiver's neck and chokes them. This causes the receiver to "double choke" as they are choking from the muffin and the giver's hands at the same time while receiving pleasure below.

"I was getting muffin topped during sex! Dammit Jon!"

by Selaphiel December 23, 2018

Top 10 Moment

When you have a bruh moment or if it is cringe

Imagine getting your ass kicked

Bruh top 10 moment

by 69Triggachad420 October 9, 2022

Whipped Topping

The act of jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit so that you cum on a fresh turd cake.

Friend: Are you taking a shit?

You: I was why?

Friend: Well what are you doing now, jerking off?
You: Yeah that's exactly what I'm doing.

Friend: Seriously?

You: Yeah it's called a whipped topping

Don't flush until you've hit it with the whipped topping.

by Random acts of weirdness August 12, 2024

Top-druff

When topping off a male and there appears to be pubic dandruff

That guy I sucked off last week had SERIOUS top-druff... i might need to get him some HEAD and shoulders ;)

by Therealspeller January 5, 2024

Top of the roster stuff

Anyone who does what they want due to reaching the top of any given roster.
One who doesn't care about consequences due to obtaining top status of a roster

That guy does what he wants when he wants, thats that top of the roster stuff I'm talking about.

Wheres he at? I don't know, he's at the top of the roster, he does what he wants

by totrkos October 13, 2018

top my car out

See how fast it can go

I was trying to top my car out and see how quick I could get home

by Kurioking March 17, 2017