Schmuckle

A person who is valley-girl esque in speech, yet extremely masculine and buff in physique.

Person 1: "Hey, dude. I want you to meet my girlfriend from Southern California."
Person 2: "Duudddeee. She's such a schmuckle. Does she lift weights?"

by Clingymuffin88 January 14, 2024

schmuckums

A slur usually used towards people who live in The United States of America or who are german.

It means "A horrid word, usually used as having overly sexual desires and actions at any thing, even animals and minors"

You are a schmuckums

by hdsiownsndjwiw March 10, 2024

Schmuck

Verb

To continue masturbating, even after you've ejaculated and the penis has gone flaccid, often without control of one's actions.

"What has John been upto? Haven't seen him in a while."
"He's running a 4 hour Schmucking streak, leave him be."

by gunkwizard35 March 21, 2024

Schnücklesloot

Noun. Bastardized Dutch: one who is obsessed with snuggling; a slut for cuddles

Wife: "please cuddle with me for 10 more minutes. I'm sorry I'm such a Schnücklesloot."
Husband: " Of course. I love that you're a Schnücklesloot.

by D-Spec88 May 21, 2024

Schmuckleputz

It's simple. You combine two deragatory Yiddish words when using them separately isn't sufficient.

You sir are the most annoying person I have ever met. You are a schmuckleputz.

by Chief Flappenmajacks January 23, 2026

schluckered

Extremely drunk

He doesn’t need anything else to drink, he’s already schluckered!

by Lady Archibal March 8, 2025

Schmuckasaurus

A man who believes he’s the best at everything, does no wrong, and has an ego the size of King Kong. A schmuckasaurus is the ultimate jerk.

That man is the worst! He’s a schmuckasaurus looking out only for himself. Stay away from him!

by Laverne's mom May 18, 2025