Limp fish handshake

To give a weak handshake.

This guy looks unconfident. He has a limp fish handshake.

by potap April 21, 2010

limp lettuce

A term used to define someone who seems to be of a boring nature, no personality, or otherwise, as well as being a carrier of every sexually transmitted infection, having no standards, and having intercourse with random people, animals, or objects. These people tend to be a mess, emotionally and physically, as well as having the possibility of being born from two relatives with a mental condition, the slightly handicapped child being dubbed a "limp lettuce."

1:See her over there?
2:Yea?
1:Shes a limp lettuce.
2:gross.

by z_mistro June 24, 2016

limp dick unicorn

When you cut someones dick off and sew it to there head. Therfore resembling a unicorn with a floppy horn.

I'm going to make you a limp dick unicorn!

by 100%Real May 7, 2015

limp bizkit game

The limp bizkit game is where a group of boys jack off together,
squirting their sperm into a glass and the last one to cum has to drink all
the other boy's cum.

Chad lost the limp bizkit game at the circle jerk last night.

by Starion April 25, 2006

Limp Dick Syndrome

Limp Dick Syndrome (LDS) occurs when a man's penis cannot become engorged with blood, or achieve what is known in America as a "hard on."

LDS is very serious disease which "happens to a lot of guys."

"It's OK, honey, it's just LDS."

"Limp Dick Syndrome. Not a problem since I found Cialis."

by wordsforlife1 August 17, 2011

limp dick fuck

To stuff an unerect penis into the anus or vagina.

Bill was so drunk he couldn't get an erection. So, he strategically limp dick fucked Susan.

by Anonymous November 21, 2002

cold limp logic

As opposed to warm and fuzzy logic, cold limp logic is defined as a situation where your staunch support of the facts keeps you from getting laid.

Dude 1: I heard you made it with Mary Jane last night.
Dude 2: Nah. I found out she was married. Turns out her husband works with my wife. Couldn't stand the risk of her finding out.
Dude 1: Dude, that's some cold limp logic.

by DrWolf April 28, 2010