limp lettuce

a term used for a woman with a loose vagina

hit that

na man she got the limp lettuce

by frickinburt January 17, 2014

limp lettuce

A term used to define someone who seems to be of a boring nature, no personality, or otherwise, as well as being a carrier of every sexually transmitted infection, having no standards, and having intercourse with random people, animals, or objects. These people tend to be a mess, emotionally and physically, as well as having the possibility of being born from two relatives with a mental condition, the slightly handicapped child being dubbed a "limp lettuce."

1:See her over there?
2:Yea?
1:Shes a limp lettuce.
2:gross.

by z_mistro June 24, 2016

Limp lettuce

When you become limp during sex

I was only limp lettuces one

by Dxddy1234 November 20, 2019