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A term used to define someone who seems to be of a boring nature, no personality, or otherwise, as well as being a carrier of every sexually transmitted infection, having no standards, and having intercourse with random people, animals, or objects. These people tend to be a mess, emotionally and physically, as well as having the possibility of being born from two relatives with a mental condition, the slightly handicapped child being dubbed a "limp lettuce."
1:See her over there?
2:Yea?
1:Shes a limp lettuce.
2:gross.
by z_mistro June 24, 2016
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