As opposed to warm and fuzzy logic, cold limp logic is defined as a situation where your staunch support of the facts keeps you from getting laid.
Dude 1: I heard you made it with Mary Jane last night.
Dude 2: Nah. I found out she was married. Turns out her husband works with my wife. Couldn't stand the risk of her finding out.
Dude 1: Dude, that's some cold limp logic.
Dude 2: Nah. I found out she was married. Turns out her husband works with my wife. Couldn't stand the risk of her finding out.
Dude 1: Dude, that's some cold limp logic.
by DrWolf April 28, 2010