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Definitions by DrWolf

cold limp logic 

As opposed to warm and fuzzy logic, cold limp logic is defined as a situation where your staunch support of the facts keeps you from getting laid.
Dude 1: I heard you made it with Mary Jane last night.
Dude 2: Nah. I found out she was married. Turns out her husband works with my wife. Couldn't stand the risk of her finding out.
Dude 1: Dude, that's some cold limp logic.
cold limp logic by DrWolf April 28, 2010

frivical 

The state of being both frivolous and practical at the same time.
Crotchless panties are, by definition, completely frivical.
frivical by DrWolf February 6, 2010