by potap April 21, 2010
Get the Limp fish handshakemug. A term used to define someone who seems to be of a boring nature, no personality, or otherwise, as well as being a carrier of every sexually transmitted infection, having no standards, and having intercourse with random people, animals, or objects. These people tend to be a mess, emotionally and physically, as well as having the possibility of being born from two relatives with a mental condition, the slightly handicapped child being dubbed a "limp lettuce."
by z_mistro June 24, 2016
Get the limp lettucemug. When you cut someones dick off and sew it to there head. Therfore resembling a unicorn with a floppy horn.
by 100%Real May 7, 2015
Get the limp dick unicornmug. The limp bizkit game is where a group of boys jack off together,
squirting their sperm into a glass and the last one to cum has to drink all
the other boy's cum.
squirting their sperm into a glass and the last one to cum has to drink all
the other boy's cum.
by Starion April 25, 2006
Get the limp bizkit gamemug. Limp Dick Syndrome (LDS) occurs when a man's penis cannot become engorged with blood, or achieve what is known in America as a "hard on."
LDS is very serious disease which "happens to a lot of guys."
LDS is very serious disease which "happens to a lot of guys."
by wordsforlife1 August 17, 2011
Get the Limp Dick Syndromemug. by Anonymous November 21, 2002
Get the limp dick fuckmug. As opposed to warm and fuzzy logic, cold limp logic is defined as a situation where your staunch support of the facts keeps you from getting laid.
Dude 1: I heard you made it with Mary Jane last night.
Dude 2: Nah. I found out she was married. Turns out her husband works with my wife. Couldn't stand the risk of her finding out.
Dude 1: Dude, that's some cold limp logic.
Dude 2: Nah. I found out she was married. Turns out her husband works with my wife. Couldn't stand the risk of her finding out.
Dude 1: Dude, that's some cold limp logic.
by DrWolf April 28, 2010
Get the cold limp logicmug.