turd nugget 

Small, chunky brown object which is projectiled from one's anus and usually followed by methane releasal and yet another turd nugget, all directed into one's turd basket aka toilet.

I shot that turd nugget into that turd basket like a rifle

turd nugget by w00t May 14, 2004

turd face 

1. Big smelly turd face. As in one whose face resembles a piece of excrement.

2. Long smelly turd face. As in one whose face resembles a large piece of excrement.

3. Everybody who reads this.

1. My god. Lydia. You're such a BIG SMELLY TURD FACE.

2. Oh yeah Megan? Well you're a LONG SMELLY TURD FACE.

3. Yeah, you read this, you turd face.

turd face by Lydigan December 9, 2004

turd gobbler 

a piece-of-shit car. generally makes noise or gets poor gas milage.

"you goin' out tonight?"

"yeah, dave's comin' to get me in the turd gobbler."

turd gobbler by ghostfeller December 25, 2007

turd closet 

A small public toilet stall

Excuse me I gotta hit the turd closet real quick

turd closet by Greg Toland January 8, 2015

turd axe 

A wire coat hanger used when a plunger is insufficient when disposing of ones growler. most effective on particularly thick sinkers when too much fiber is consumed.

Hey Bob I could really use a turd axe in here, this plunger aint gonna cut it. I think I shit a squirrel.

turd axe by adolph oliver-nipples October 14, 2006

Turd High 

Intoxication from inhaling extremely pungent (usually male) fecal fumes causing the receipient to expeience a temporary "high"

After eating a hot pastrami burrito the night before, Scott came out of the bathroom inchoherent, suffering from a turd high.

Turd High by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008

turd bucket 

Someone who is completely worthless. Similar to piss bucket just a tad worse. They are the equivalent to a bucket full of turds that gets sealed by turd monkeys and then buried in the ground, inprisoned in it's own filth.

That new hire never does any work and is always late; he is such a turd bucket.

turd bucket by ITStaff July 11, 2005